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[–] organicgangbang 0 points 66 points (+66|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I would love to see like 20 boxes of donuts all filled with veggies and a message saying that donuts are in another box. You'd have ham fisted obeasts screaming in a matter of seconds.

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[–] derblitzmann 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

You just turned a good prank into a great one.

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[–] PlagueofCorpulence 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm doing that at my office

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[–] Auxin 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

An endless 'Thank you Mario, but your donuts are in another castle!'

haha

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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The small print in OP says the donuts are in the other boxes.

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[–] organicgangbang 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah I just meant it would be extra infuriating for the chubbies if there were dozens of doughnut boxes but no donuts inside any of them.

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[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And no ranch dressing!

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[–] im_a_watertype 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

Honestly, that looks so much more delicious. Too much sugar makes my mouth cringe.

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[–] dontfeedthehams 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago 

Not to mention, if that's the same organic veggie mix box that my Safeway carries, the dip in the middle is fuckin bomb. The veggies are really just a vehicle for the dip. I had to stop buying those.

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[–] fathater 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

the veggies are really just a vehicle for dip

You sound fat

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[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I actually make my own chocolate of late. I put in less than half as much sugar, and it even tastes better than what I can get from the stores.

There's so much more to taste when the sugar takes a more modest role, even in candy.

BONUS MATERIAL: my chocolate is way less fattening, so I can have it more often without bloating.

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[–] im_a_watertype 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh that sounds amazing. Chocolate is actually about the only sweets that I love. Do you have a recipe or sell them?

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[–] Tinker_Bell 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Agree. Donuts don't really taste like anything to me. Just sugar. It's kind of gross.

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[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I have the same problem with fatty greasy food. I see it and my mouth starts to feel slimey and my intestine cringe in fear.

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[–] JerseyFresh 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

HAHAHA!!! I would probably get fired if I pulled this at my office, the place is infested with beetus beasts.

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[–] tableflipper 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

If you have obeasts who steal food from people's desks, this would be a good trick to pull, as they can't let people know that they've been snooping and stealing.

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[–] PoopMaster 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you have fats who steal food, bake a cupcake with laxatives in it and leave it on your desk.

That'll teach them!

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[–] organicgangbang 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

This wouldn't just get you fired there would be a hit put on you and your entire family.

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[–] theunrighteous 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Swap out that dip with something healthier like Hummus and you're laughing (literally and figuratively)

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[–] angiology 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

i always bring carrot sticks and hummus to work to eat on my break and I can't tell you how many fats walk by and say, "eww gross" while gobbling down on their pizza and hot dogs.

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[–] theunrighteous 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

When you see their Beetusfoot, you can finally fire back your own "ewww gross"

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[–] organicgangbang 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Unprocessed foods without sugar and trans fats? Gross! Why wouldn't you want more poison in your diet?

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[–] S4lly 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I work at walmart right now and that's my go to snack. I have so many hams that are 'grossed' out by hummus. :/ It's like wtf, your shitty deli fried crap is so awesome. I cooked that. I know how terrible it is.

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[–] Funk_Do_Gordinho 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Took the words right out of my mouth there!

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[–] ThinPerson 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Jokes on you, I love ranch!"

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[–] lainmib 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

no, what would be funny is them thinking you ate it all, thinking its doughnuts and 'yur genetucs!'. pure genius to just leave it at your desk.

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[–] opinionatedduck 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

If it's left at his table the beetus munsters would just open it when OP leaves even for a minute.

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[–] fathater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'll just sneak one while he's away, tee hee!

VEGGIES, WHAT THE FUCK? RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

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[–] WeedLord_BonerHitler 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

911: Emergency services, what is your emergency?

Ham: They gave us healthy snacks after making it seem like we were getting donuts! They're trying to kill us since they know we need to keep our sugars up, this is attempted murder, and a race crime!'

Second Call taken place 911: What is your emergency?

Human office employee: Help! There's a pod of whales rioting here! They're destroying everything in the office, screaming about donuts. I ... I think they ate Mary because she had sweet smelling perfume. Send a SWAT team, please hurry!

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[–] tableflipper 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Great idea, but probably not a good idea to include the ranch in there.

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[–] Knote 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well they have to fight over who gets to take the shot.

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[–] organicgangbang 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Honestly I'm gonna start a hidden camera reality show where I offer boxes of doughnuts filled with veggies to hambeasts on the street and film their reactions after they open it and see whats inside. I could see some situations escalating to need 911/police intervention.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I would so watch the shit out of that

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