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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 183 points (+183|-0) ago  (edited ago)

OK, now let's look at that entire episode again through the lens of reality:

"I was on the elevator today after getting myself my third McBeetus meal of the morning. I decided to stuff my pigface when these two incredibly attractive shitladies walked in, both looking good with a healthy sweat from their workout. They stared at my disgusting body and practically vomited at the sight of it. Right then I felt so inadequate I had to shove a handful of giblets into my mouth and suck the grease off my sausage fingers. They looked so repulsed. Yes, girls, tell me how you love to eat and work out sensibly to satisfy your need to feel like a normal member of the human race. It must have killed them a little bit inside to see the true nature of a disgraceful gluttonous questionably female obeast. Cries"

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

Yep. That's exactly how I read it too.

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[–] physicscat 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Lens of reality.....it probably never happened.

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[–] NeverFat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Thank you for that.

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[–] BFG10mnw 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Same take on it. Delusional hog justifying piggery. 20 pieces of shit.

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[–] mig2k 0 points 105 points (+105|-0) ago 

TIL: If you're skinny, you're automatically a slut according to fatlogic.

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[–] goodoldgrim 1 points 54 points (+55|-1) ago 

Well to be fair, if you are skinny, you get infinity times more action than the average landwhale.

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[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This. It's way for the obese to 'devalue' healthy women.

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[–] nulll 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've found it to be the exact opposite. The fat fucks are usually the disgusting sluts.

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[–] KikiCat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Because they try to seek validation from an outside source.

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[–] johnlocke90 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Its a common insult. I am ugly/fat/horrible so nobody pays attention to me, the attractive/thin/popular girls must all be sluts.

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[–] trialbyflame 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What's so wrong with slut anyways?

I'm a man. I like casual sex. I like LOTS of casual sex. The more sluts that are out there, willing to have casual sex, the better because I get more selection that way.

We should be celebrating sluts, really.

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[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I think chicken nuggets taste like cardboard, especially those from McDonald's.

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[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

given what they are actually made of - I'd prefer to eat cardboard.

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[–] Brightness 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

They were probably depressed because they had to stand in an elevator while some lard beast ate tasteless white filth and stunk up the small box they were all stuck in.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Right? The look they gave her was one which said "oh fuck. I hope we're still under the max. weight capacity of this elevator".

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[–] FloridaFriedFats 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

That's one of the main problems. They equate happiness with only food. They can't imagine people actually enjoy being physically active. That being healthy comes with enjoyable hobbies.

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[–] invisiblecalories 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Or of all the things to covet, we're just dying for McDonald's. There's a reason I don't eat mcnuggets and it's not because of the calories.

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[–] imvii 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

To me, there is absolutely nothing appealing about a McNugget. I have no desire to eat one.

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[–] devoresekk 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yup, a fat person only finds enjoyment in food, being unable to enjoyably perform almost any normal person activity. Thing is, fit people also enjoy food. It tastes just as good as when a fat person eats it, without consuming massive quantities of it, all the time.

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[–] rape_train 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

This is the kind of thing that would make a SJW robot's head explode.

Can't be mean to the person, because they're a fat woman.

But she called two women "sluts" for no reason other than because they're women.

Its programming would want to congratulate her on sticking it to the patriarchy by being a fat tub of shit, but she also slut shamed two women because of how they look. That's internalized misogyny.

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[–] iFuckingHateFatties 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

SJW's are ok with thin, attractive women being called sluts because they're just "brainwashed by the patriarchy".

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[–] l23r 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They are asking for it, what with being all thin and shit. I'm pretty sure they were wearing those low rise skinny jeans too!

(Edit to add: This is sarcasm, in case you have more fat than brains)

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[–] LegendarySock [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's okay as long as it doesn't affect HER

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[–] GeorgeMcFly 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

If a woman is skinny, she is doing this because she is happy degrading herself to be appealing to men who are misogynistic and objectify her and she at the same time sets increasingly difficult standards for her "sisters" to adhere to. It i so fucking triggering for landwhales. Why should landwhales not call them sluts for getting more male attention than they craze? Your point is no point at all.

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[–] rape_train 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

When did you realize you were in love with me?

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[–] ACalicatC 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Just imagine what those poor girls saw, a fat greasy finger being sucked by fat greasier lips probably covered in that bright red lipstick piggies all seem to wear. Ugh

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[–] dryerasecalendar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] StarPerry 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

You know what freedom is?

Being able to stand up without assistance.

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