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[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Look at those guys. I'm so lonely.

No one like that would ever want me.

Wait, is one of them coming over here?

He must be going into the store for snacks.

He looks really enthusiastic, though.

He really does seem to be looking at me.

Is this really happening? Is someone going to ask me out!?

Wow, he is definitely walking to me, not the store!

This is it. I'm so excited!!!

Our future will be romantic and glorious!

"Excuse me, xir, what breed is your dog? It's very cute."

http://40.media.tumblr.com/fb1f996127dc010ed71a5815da4b4629/tumblr_o2jw1niqhk1r5zq6ao2_500.png

Fucking cishet scum. "Take your wiener and stick it somewhere else!!!"

That will show them. I'm too good for him anyway.

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh it goes beyond that, the one that wigged out wasn't even the one who had the dog. Like any of the fit folk who push themselves to be able to skate aggressively would ever look at someone who who embodies at least 6 if not all 7 deadly sins with romantic intent.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

See he paid attention to the wrong planet. Wrong orbit and the other planet wanted the attention!