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[–] Rokuah 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You guys, it finally happened. I ran into a pair of gay, angry, blue haired, obese feminists while I was skating with my rollerblading crew in DC today. We were hanging outside a 7-11 while one of us ran in to grab some water. All he did was ask what breed her little "service" dog was because he thought it was cute. Cue one of the blueluga whales screeching at him to "Take your little wiener and stick it somewhere else." She kept reeing at him for the next 10 minutes for them to walk half a block to the corner and cross the street. 10/10 funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. I was cackling at it for the rest of the street session. I could have sworn that these people didn't exist outside of tumblr and Twitter.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Look at those guys. I'm so lonely.

No one like that would ever want me.

Wait, is one of them coming over here?

He must be going into the store for snacks.

He looks really enthusiastic, though.

He really does seem to be looking at me.

Is this really happening? Is someone going to ask me out!?

Wow, he is definitely walking to me, not the store!

This is it. I'm so excited!!!

Our future will be romantic and glorious!

"Excuse me, xir, what breed is your dog? It's very cute."

http://40.media.tumblr.com/fb1f996127dc010ed71a5815da4b4629/tumblr_o2jw1niqhk1r5zq6ao2_500.png

Fucking cishet scum. "Take your wiener and stick it somewhere else!!!"

That will show them. I'm too good for him anyway.

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh it goes beyond that, the one that wigged out wasn't even the one who had the dog. Like any of the fit folk who push themselves to be able to skate aggressively would ever look at someone who who embodies at least 6 if not all 7 deadly sins with romantic intent.

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[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Man... I know I told you the day I set outside a little draft shop in Missoula and heard all about the patriarchy etc.. and thought "holy shit.. people really do think like tumblir" its fucking amazing and horrifying to see.

You know it exists (metaphysically), you know there's some warped shit out there.. then you see it first hand in reality and "Holy shit. This is actually real and these people are fucking fucked up"

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I just couldn't stop laughing at how unprovoked the aggression was.

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Was hoping for a video!

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[–] Rokuah 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sorry, my camera guy was recharging his camera off his battery pack at the time.