So I am a graduate student, and I live in a really large college town in Texas. There are a lot of "luxury" apartment/condo communities where students live and I live at one of the newer ones. We have a giant vegas-style pool with lots of sweet amenities, so this is a hot spot during the summer for students to hang out and just get blasted. Most people that live here have a similar demographic-- thin, attractive, cis,teeheecollege students who come from a privilegedteehee background.
So last night I got high with some friends, and we went out by the pool to watch sand volleyball. Next to the sand volleyball court is a large gazebo with furniture, TVs, and grills. When we got out there, there was a group of 4 ham planets (2 male, 2 female) grilling their beetus cheeseburgers/hotdogs, eating Doritos, and drinking Miller Lite. They definitely don't live here. They were also talking about how much they LOVED Chili's (an American restaurant chain that is fucking disgusting/full of beetus food). One of them even said that they have a special table at the restaurant.
Anyway, we sat pretty close to their area, just talking amongst ourselves, when one of the female hammies comes over and asks where I got my bikini (I'm not sure why, since it would obviously not fit her). She's wearing the typical fatkini, with her "high-waisted" bottoms that covered her fupa. Now, weed is like truth serum for me...I am not afraid to say what I am thinking. So, I smiled and said, "I got mine at Victoria's Secret. Is that a fatkini you're wearing?." She just glared at me, rolled her eyes, and shuffled back to her friends. Then she went back to her friends and made it obvious that she was talking about who rude I was. But I had no shame. For the rest of the night, I made sure to flaunt myself every time I caught her looking at me.