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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 1 points 75 points (+76|-1) ago 

You're my hero. I love Victoria's Secret especially their swimwear. Even better - nothing comes above the navel so it discourages the hamispheres from shopping there.

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[–] markrod420 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

Hamispheres... how do you people keep creating so many wondefully accurate words!!!!

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[–] ShitLord-Vader 0 points 56 points (+56|-0) ago 

We have A LOT of material to work with.

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[–] peachykeen 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

The swimwear that comes by bra size is the best. It gives you a much lower risk of your boobs popping out.

They started vanity sizing, though. :(

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

I know it sucks. The stuff made by "moda" I think it's called, has always ran a bit big on me. My friend manages a store in my hometown on Long Island (God I miss NY) and whenever she gets the new promotional stuff it goes to me. She has 34D boobs, and the promo stuff is usually always a B so it works nicely for me, lol.

Hers are actually boobs, not mounds of fat though like these planets have. I swear the hammys put their bra on their top stomach roll and then tighten the straps so it makes it look like boobs. My friend that works at VS has seen that more than a few times while fitting the obeasts for bras.

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[–] kittysaysmeownow 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh I remember I had one of their underwired miracle bra push up bikinis and I wore it to a six flags water park once. It did not budge the entire day, and I went on all the biggest, fastest slides. So many girls at the park were having wardrobe malfunctions left and right, but that top was tough as nails. I'm not sure if those are still in production, but god damn, that was one hell of a good product.

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[–] mig2k 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Isn't VS coming out with a line for fatties now? Kinda sad. The next generation won't be fapping to the VS catalogs anymore.

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[–] NoviceApproach 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't like their tops. It is extremely hard to find DD cups with a small enough band. Bikinis are fine, as long as the triangles can be moved. I don't want to look like I am prepping for porn when I put it on. haha

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[–] AryanPony 8 points 21 points (+29|-8) ago 

This sounds made up as hell.

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[–] ginx2666 4 points 12 points (+16|-4) ago 

It's no different than /v/ greentext stories. Hell, even OP's autism level checks.

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[–] AryanPony 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

go into gamestop game Stop employee punches me and rapes my dog

True story guys.

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[–] Bunny_Pope 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What part sounds fake?

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[–] jmoney 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Probably the "weed is like a truth serum for me" part...I've never met anyone who gets "courage" after smoking weed. It's usually paranoia... I just assume everything is made up but if it's an entertaining shitlord story I don't really care.

EDIT: Also, if I was out getting high in public place, the last thing I would want to do would be to piss some random stranger off by insulting them to their face upon first interaction. Not sympathizing with the ham, but I would be concerned of a fatty with hurt fee-fees calling the police on me and my friends. Pot isn't exactly legal in Texas.

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[–] EarlPoncho 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

the part where she said chilis was disgusting. who doesn't love the quesadilla explosion salad

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[–] AryanPony 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

The entire thing. I think the most out there part is how OP happened to overhear their conversation about Chili's and then OP the fat woman comes up and compliments OP on her bikini giving op the perfect opportunity to drop some meme sounding dumb shit. It sounds like the same shit those fat people post where they claim people beat them up last time they went jogging. Why would OP even be a bitch to the lady? It's not like she came up and called op out or was even rude to her. This shit is some tifu level bullshit bro, it's a fat hating fan fiction pretty much.

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[–] ginx2666 5 points -1 points (+4|-5) ago 

Let's see... weed being "truth serum", smoking weed in public place in fucking Texas, OP having any sort of social life...

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[–] dotty [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I know, right? It does sound a little fake.

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[–] Azazel95 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

most stories here do

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[–] theunrighteous 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Boom! Shotgun to the Gunt.

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[–] pooky 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

i hate fattys as much as the next person but i couldnt get past the rich asshole part

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[–] netmndr35 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

these "fatkini" things really need to stop. well yes and no anything to cover more skin for fatties is fine with me. But talk about unflattering, it looks like your wearing a fucking diaper on the beach, even Victoria secret models who wear them on the website look awful. why are those becoming popular now? I don't understand fashion as much as I thought? I guess its a fatties excuse to say I can wear a 2 piece look at my beauty I'm so beautiful...vomit

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[–] TheThinSister 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That was beautiful. Weed just rids me of my fear and I get less hesitant.

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[–] 1662877 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So you live in Austin. No need to hide that, brother!

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[–] StupidShitlords 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yo, Austin?

Im not trying to creep on you, I'm just guessing. I am one of those dudes who gets butthurt about 150 people moving here a day.

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[–] HorsesHateHams 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The only place that is so laid back.

Then again, I go to school in SA and there are kids that smoke weed in public in Brackenridge and on the East side all the time.

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