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[–] erythropoetin 0 points 73 points (+73|-0) ago 

I don't know why they bother going to theme parks at all. It's not like they're going to fit in any rides.

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[–] Nymphios 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

They're only there to eat the unhealthy lardtastic food that's at every carnival and amusement park.

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[–] l23r 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

and to complain about how the rides do not accommodate them.

My back is messed up so guess what? I don't go to overpriced theme parks to just watch other people go on rides (Even if I wanted to, I can't eat most food because of intolerances and allergies) and I certainly don't complain that rides are not made for People Like Me... I could go on the kiddy rides, so those are kinda made for me, heh.

Fatties should go take a ride on THIS.

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[–] The_Lady_Galahad 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Actually though Disneyland has changed out some of its rides' vehicles to accommodate hams. It's quite unfortunate.

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[–] HopeStillFlies 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Bears repeating:

https://archive.is/CCYOR

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[–] erythropoetin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I had no idea. The last time I went to Disneyland was almost 20 years ago. The rides were for human-sized humans back then.

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[–] christy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I used to go to Disney World once a year with my ex and his family. So many hams. His mother was a ham, but at least she would walk. She never went on any rides. She got the park admission so she could shop and eat. She'd waddle from store to store, stop and eat, and waddle to the next store. Disney has a service where you can have anything you buy sent to your hotel room, and that's what she did. Didn't have to carry anything and could shop and eat.

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[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I was at Disney World in Florida last year with my wife and kids and we met this couple that had a seriously disabled kid, confined to a chair, and they railed against the changes at Disney for how the disabled are handled.

In the past, they could basically get to the front of the line on the rides that the child could ride, but a change in policy now only gets them extra fast passes.

They explained that the previous system was ruined by fatties and scammers. The scammers would literally rent a cripple for the day, and the fatties would get their doctors to write them a note so they could get a chair and bogus front of the line privileges.

There were scooter-riding lard balloons everywhere there :(

FWIW, I got hit by one, as did my nine year old son.

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[–] wunami 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Great. Fats have ruined being disabled. I bet some are trying to get their doctors to give them handicap placards so they can park in handicap spaces so they can walk a few feet less in the parking lot.

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[–] phenomenaldouche 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I bet some are trying to get their doctors to give them handicap placards so they can park in handicap spaces so they can walk a few feet less in the parking lot.

Trying? They've already done it. Just watch the handicapped parking in front of a grocery store and see who gets out of the cars with placards. Every now and again it's someone limping, someone that looks like they're having a hard time, but the vast majority I see are fatties who are capable of waddling from here to there on their own. "But it hurts, my knees are bad, I get winded" they whine, even though the reality is their only disability is their unwillingness to stop stuffing their fat faces and everything else ("my back hurts, my ankles hurt, waaaaaah") is just a side effect of their low character.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I have YET to see an actual cripple use a handicap space in my town. The only genuinely disabled person I know (in a wheelchair for the past 10 years from a bad car accident) uses a regular space. He never uses the cripple space because he is a shitlord and can bench more than most abled people I know.

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[–] brontide 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I remember when that broke. Rich people were using "rent a guide cripple" services to make sure they could bypass the lines and the park did not know what they were going to do. It's a shame what those entitled are doing to a good system. Of course I also enjoyed the fast-pass machines since I was fit enough to run around the park and collect passes for my family and were able to get 3-4 sets/day thanks to being fit.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/14/skipping-lines-at-disney_n_3275836.html

Of course changing the policy is also designed to prevent these scammers from undercutting Disney's own VIP services which do the same thing.

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[–] christy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There were rent a cripple places, actual businesses, outside of the park.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Theme parks used to allow all disabled people to skip ahead in line. This was on the principal that some probably can't stand in line for 2 hours, and the parks don't want the hassle of defining different types of disability and different levels of benefits. So, they made it a universal policy.

As a result, many fats got to skip ahead. Parks limit this as much as they reasonably can, but its a minefield of PR problems.

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[–] el_em_en_oh 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

SO MUCH THIS

(i fucking hate fat people)

Being fat is NOT a disability. Being fat is NOT genetics.

Being fat is a lifestyle CHOICE.

You have the right to choose to be fat? Fine. I too have rights. Like the right to hate your fat-ass.

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Being fat is a deathstyle CHOICE

ftfy

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fat Finger Death Punch

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[–] hypercat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I wish doctors would refuse to give fat people handicap placards. But they do. Fuck them.

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[–] FruityRumpusAsshole 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm handicapped myself, and nothing pisses me off more than having to wait for the next disney transport bus because some fat fucking whale on their mobility scooter got on before I did.

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[–] Profundis [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A lot of my left side is fucked up and my arm can't move much but you can't tell anything is wrong with me just from looking. We couldn't ride the little Disney minibus because it was clogged with the fats. I'd rather hobble my ass the 1/2 mile than get sandwiched between all those sweaty bastards anyways.

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[–] FruityRumpusAsshole 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yup, got fibromyalgia and people often give me dirty looks for scootin' on my scooter. And yeah, I would rather hobble around then get squished in with the fats myself. While on the topic of disney and fatasses, my ex (thank GOD) roommate was a fat fuck, and I always sat with her on the rides. I was actually afraid I would fly out of a ride at least once because the lap bar wasn't even close to touching me, because it stopped at her fucking fupa. She would complain "it's too tight!" uuugh.

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[–] ourgalfriday 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I watched a family of FOUR on rented Jazzys get on a bus at Art of Animation. They took up half the bus. Screw you, children waiting, me and my thin teenagers are too fucking lazy to walk! I melodramatically took pictures of them. Unfortunately, they were Black, so I didn't think I could walk up to them and tell them they were selfish entitled pieces of human garbage without being accused of racism and possibly getting in trouble with the "cast members."

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[–] FruityRumpusAsshole 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Wow, I thought they could only fit two scooters on a bus at a time? Kinda impressed. And yeah, I won't get started on the racism thing. It's a shame, because they are selfish entitled pieces of human garbage, white or black.

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[–] LordViperScorpion 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

May the beetus take her soon.

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[–] SkySailing 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I used to work there and it was so hard smiling and trying to help out the fats. Their rented scooters always were in the hallways and they'd complain about not having space to park them and having to walk to see the show. They'd complain about the waits and sit down while in the line and it would take forever for them to stand up. Ugh!

There are some things I don't miss about working there haha

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Does your username happen to have anything to do with the ride or part of the park you worked at? If so, we may have something in common.

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[–] SkySailing 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No it doesn't. My username is the side musical project from Adam Young.

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[–] JStalin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yeah I took a couple kids to a childrens' amusement park yesterday and you'd think they were giving away the last ice cream on Earth there were so many OBESE "people" there. In the way, entitled, rude. Children? Fuck 'em, fatty wants something.

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[–] RonaldRayGuns 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Should haves screamed "HEY YOU FAT FUCK LOOK OUT FOR MY KID" and removed the fatty from the chair.

Then start shouting for security while issuing loud clear commands for the fat perp to remain on the ground.

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