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[–] Classified 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Better question: Who in their right mind would try to fuck that pig???

I just tell myself they are all making it up. Helps me sleep at night.

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[–] Unicorn_in_disguise 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Are you sure making it up isn't more shameful than actually experiencing it though?

Who the fuck makes up a guy getting lost in their rolls. How utterly embarrassing.

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[–] honormyslowdeath 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I guess the implication that anyone anywhere at any time found them attractive enough to finger trumps the humiliation of being such fucking blobs that their genitalia is indistinct from rolls of fat. I think this is one of those times when people emphasize the worst in an attempt to be believable, because why would someone admit something so disgusting if it wasn't true. So yeah, they're so huge that finding the Holy Grail is easier than finding their clits, but hey, someone found them attractive enough to finger bang, so there skinny bitches!

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[–] Classified 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Logic isn't their strong suit and it plays along with their "I'm fat and proud, teehee" bullshit.