So I was in Target yesterday...
And I was rolling in, in my wheelchair. Now for those of you who don't know I am a powerchair user. My chair is Awesome . It's very compact, very light. I love it.
I'm rolling in, and this humongous fat sack of lard I think was male is walking in as well. Around Boogie's size. He's with his hammate , a female I gather. They almost run into me then don't apologize. Then the presumed male said "Wow, that's a nifty compact powerchair, how much does that thing run, I wouldn't mind one of them myself."
I should state this man is WALKING. And he's huge. The reason I linked you the page about my powerchair is it is a special chair. And made in Asia. This is the lightest powerchair on the market (BTW the price , while seeming high to most people, is actually really good for a powerchair, just as fyi). It folds up as well, which powerchairs don't do.
It has a weight limit. Of 220 lbs.
So I say "Well it doesn't hold anyone over 200 lbs, so I don't think it would work for you, besides the seat is only 18 in across, it only holds normal size people" Now normally I wouldn't be so bold, but I was hungry, tired, and he was WALKING. He doesn't need a fucking power chair. And it also caught me unawares, so my filter broke. I'm kinda shy usually in person.
I then whisked off at full speed into Target, while he started yelling at my back and his wife too. I was scared, but not too bad because hey, I can go pretty fast in this thing. I looked back and one of the security people at Target was talking to them, pointing toward the door. I'm pretty sure it's because he was yelling in the middle of the aisle at the girl in the wheelchair lol. My husband gets in and I tell him what happened and we laugh. Then we go to look at blenders because ours broke a while ago.
It was a great day at Target.
EDIT thank you all for the suggestions on blenders. After further research and from your input I believe I will be getting a Ninja