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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 206 points (+206|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Who the fuck decides that he is going to pretend to be disabled to a person who actually is?

May the Beetus take him soon.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

This should happen.

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[–] Adrinus 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Kinda like how the Romans would end every speech with: "And Carthage Must Fall"

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[–] JustStopEating 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

So say we all!

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[–] LordViperScorpion 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sort of like a Battlestar Galactica "So Say We All". I like it.

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[–] eldorann 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

He sounds like a horrid person.

May Beetus the Destroyer take his feet then his lower legs, then his thighs. Then his life.

Shit that is cruel... I regret typing that but not enough to delete the post.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Never regret telling the truth

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[–] LittleBunnyFeeFee 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I know that "Beetus" is supposed to refer to type 2 diabetes, but as a type 1 I can't help but cringe at this. I think the thing I hate most about being diabetic is all the jokes that are aimed at type 2s, because the same complications (blindness, amputation etc.) can effect us as well.

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[–] Skinny_McJiggles 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I feel you, but always remember the invisible footnote put in there by shitlords that says "Applicable only to T2 diabetics".

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[–] Drdian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've always wondered how these fatwits can look someone in the eyes who's actually disabled, while they roll past in an actual wheelchair. Reading this I'm reminded that these obeasts have a pathetic, selfish, childish, center-of-the-universe outlook, and therefore wouldn't have the compassion or empathy to feel terrible about themselves for doing this.

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[–] bygg_d 1 points 54 points (+55|-1) ago 

Max Speed   7 km/hr (4.35 miles/hr)

HA! I would have bet money that they couldn't catch you! Unless you were going downhill and they rolled after you. Boulders with momentum are hard stop.

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[–] cynoclast 1 points 86 points (+87|-1) ago 

That's a speed that difficult/impossible to walk at for someone in shape. But it's also a really slow/uncomfortable run.

OP's chair moves at that annoying speed that NPCs in escort quests do...

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[–] fabulousalpaca 1 points 29 points (+30|-1) ago 

Those goddamn NPC's. The bane of my gaming. They're either uncomfortably slow, or they run ahead. And the run aheads are always "This NPC must survive." WELL THEN HE SHOULDN'T RUN AHEAD DAMNIT.

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[–] FPHrefugee [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

it has five speeds, I usually stay on the third speed which is a nice quick walking pace.

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[–] FPHrefugee [S] 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

And I swear it goes way faster on those slick store floors.

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[–] TurboSquid 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Much less rolling resistance, I'd wager!

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[–] Jessee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Try doing a donut next time you're in target

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[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Can you power slide around corners? =D

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[–] Jessee 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Probably hating cuz you were rollin'

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[–] FPHrefugee [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

oh god...the pun...the pun game is too strong.

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[–] RonaldRayGuns 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Such a nice story. I hope you got a good blender too. I like that chair btw.

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[–] FPHrefugee [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I couldn't decide actually , going to do more research on amazon or something. Not that many options surprisingly at Target.

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[–] theironneverlies 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My Cuisinart died a couple weeks ago (wife put it back together without screwing the bottom on, made protein shake, picked up the jar and was very sad). Went to Costco to get another and found this! I love this more than my stand mixer and 13 cup food processor (for everyday use). It is light, blends fruit into a smoothie with no chunks and makes protein shakes delicious.

P.S. I hope the fat fucks rots in hell and your filter never repairs, you shouldn't need one in situations like that!

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Get a ninja, mine is Baws

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[–] carlosos 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I like the Oster Beehive blenders. They are in the middle range of prices (powerful enough and not too expensive). You can get a lot of accessories and parts for it since the design is a classic.

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[–] devoresekk 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That is a nice chair. Not that expensive either, in the grand scheme of things, given what it does. I was expecting a powerchair to cost more on the order of a motorbike, being a medical device, which tend to be very expensive.

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[–] FPHrefugee [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

they usually do lol. It's a great chair agreed

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[–] DeVera 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That's a cool looking chair and I'm glad you got those creatures thrown out.

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[–] TheodoreKent 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I, for one, am glad that mega-hams don't get to use a chair as sick as that. There should be more awesome shitlord chairs.

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[–] FPHrefugee [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

agreed. I used my disability backpay to get this chair. It's so awesome, it fits in the trunk of our little car so we didn't have to get a new car, which most powerchairs require.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When you put it that way the price tag doesn't seem too steep.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That is one sweet wheelchair. Glad you got something that works for you!

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There are some nice power chairs out there, but it would cost a lot more for obeats to find one that could support their weight.

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[–] FATCAMP 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

So what kind of blender did you go with?

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[–] FPHrefugee [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

couldn't decide, doing more research today on amazon. Thinking maybe the nutrininja blender.

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[–] fathater 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm a huge fan of my vitamix, for what its worth. It's definitely one of my "buy it for life" purchases.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I love my ninja. However it does not do pie crust very well (I know, but I don't have anything else) and sometimes you need a plastic spatula the sides a bit for sauces like pesto. However it makes AWESOME ice crush like a snow ball for hot summer days or mint julips.

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[–] Tozetre 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What is this feeling?

It's like rustling, but the opposite. My jimmies are... they're soothed.

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