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[–] dcosta77 [S] 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

touché

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[–] Syphrosyne 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

She eats spinach! Once a month... between binges of cake and fried chicken. She's healthy damn it! Her blood work says so! /s

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[–] AOU 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It eats spinach Au Gratin (bechamel sauce, emmental cheese, hard boiled eggs).

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[–] Knote 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Creamed Spinach err' day.

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[–] Offended 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

How the fuck do they get their arms to be so fucking fat? I mean, they have to move them to eat don't they?

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[–] AssaultMonkey 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Simple: we eat the Batman.

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[–] rudik 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Doesn't really matter. You don't burn fat of the part of the body you move specifically.

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[–] duannguyen 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Well done. I'm so happy.

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[–] WileyECryote 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

It looks like she got so fat that it damaged her lymphatic system.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Once they get that large, they lose any distinct facial features they once had. They all begin to look like Gloppy from Candyland at some point.

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[–] NotMrS 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Uncanny valley in full effect!

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hence the pounds of makeup.

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[–] MotorVoter 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Deep fried spinach -- next year's favorite state fair food.

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[–] amnat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Deep-fried or not, spinach isn't beating out the batter-dipped entire stick of butter served with sugary glaze.

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That has to be one of the most calorie dense thing possible. A stick of butter is ~1000, fry it for an extra 200, bread it for and extra 100, sugary glaze for an extra 200. Easily 1500 kcal in 6 cubic inches.

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[–] NuclearTrashMan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I ate that at the state fair once, out of morbid obesity curiosity. It was delicious, and made me throw up. So, there's that.

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[–] Bhalz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm told thats how to make Kale edible.

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[–] MotorVoter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I love kale! Just had a a few handfuls in my morning smoothie.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This should be the next sidebar image.

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[–] fattyatemysympathy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That fat bitch wouldn't recognize spinach if it smacked it in the fupa

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ew leaves!

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[–] dryerasecalendar 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

... why do her arms look like that? That can't all just be fat. (or at least I don't want to believe it)

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[–] Lighting 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Looks like she has a damaged lymph node system. I've seen it happen before on people with chest or arm cancers.

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[–] PipiPupi 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Her hands and arms are swollen for sure, just look at how purple her hands are! The contours are too rounded to be all fat. She's extremely fat, of course, but that's definitely not normal fat distribution :s

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[–] dryerasecalendar 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ugh. Thanks for the info. Of course losing weight to help improve her own quality of life is much more difficult than going on Oprah to whine loudly.

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