The other floor of my office has been leased to the company downstairs. They're also renovating their main floor. This means that the entire office from downstairs (~100 people) are using our facilities until their renovations are complete.
Since they starting using our washrooms, me and a few other shitlords have noticed an intense, foul, revolting stench coming from the woman's washroom. We always assumed it was from the other company since there are a lot of obese-morbidly obese woman who work there. But the smell is just so aweful, it's like nothing I've every experienced in my entire life. At one point, I thought to myself, this isn't human...this must be something else, a decaying animal in the walls? Guys, I literally thought this was the only reason for our washroom to smell so fucking bad. A dead fucking animal.
Today, I walk over to the woman's washroom and hear two woman already in there. As soon as I open the door a fucking tsunami of smell that I can't even describe without wanting to throw up on my keyboard hits my nostrils (it didn't smell nearly as bad when I was in there this morning). Think of a dying animal that has been shat on by another dying animal covered in expired blue cheese topped with mouldy pubic hair. This is what it smelt like. I glare at these two planets because I know they're the ones who did this. I couldn't go, I walked out because of their fucking disgusting lack of hygine. These fucking bitches can't put the fork down long enough for them to lose a pound to allow them to wipe their own ass or clean their fat folds properly. You are not a human being, you're a disgusting waste of space.
I'm sitting here, needing to go pee and I can't fucking do it. Those two fat fucking pieces of shit just drenched the washroom with their revolting stench. Here's a tip, if you can't wash yourself, if you can't wipe yourself, if you leave the house and you can actually notice how fucking awful you smell, WE CAN ALL SMELL YOU TOO. Do us all a favour, fuck off and don't leave your fucking house until your 'cundishuns' devour you.