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[–] nofatchix 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

You could cruise around with a super soaker full of bleach.

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[–] tableflipper 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Have you smelled a test tube of bacteria being bleached? It's also very... formidable.

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[–] diodine 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's a sacrifice we'd all be willing to make.

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[–] ItsThatCanadian 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

or a gun filled with bullets.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What an awesome suggestion. I have never though of that. Ideally they have those bleach sprayers they used in the recent Ebola outbreak; I bet they would work a bit better!

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[–] bygg_d 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

You hit the nail on the head. It's a self control issue. Most don't have the ability to put the fork down or pick the wash cloth up. I do believe in most work environments "smelly coworkers" get classified as causing a distraction in the workplace and therefore are subject to disciplinary action. I work in a factory and they have intentionally not hired overly attractive female applicants because "they would be too distracting to everyone else on the line".

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[–] hypercat 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I WISH. We had these girls on another team who did not wear deodorant, or bathe or something because they REEKED. Plain straight up reeked of BO. Okay, yeah so you eat a traditional indian food diet with lots of garlic and onions, BUT MY GOD WOMAN when you raise your arm to brush your hair in the bathroom and I gag as I am walking by? No. You smell that, you have too. If you work in a cubicle you are hurting everyone else. Oh, and stinky shits. Can't complain to boss though, because that's racist.

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[–] horikita 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It may not be BO, most Indians bathe with some kind of spices with very strong smells, so that could be what you are smelling.

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[–] BigSmeez 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

No such thing as overly attractive! Nah mean?

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[–] armday2day 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Namsayin?

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[–] shitLordran 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yaddadimean

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Attractive girls in a factory? I wouldn't expect many gorgeous girls to apply for a job like that.

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[–] pao_is_a_tranny 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I've seen attractive women working as welders.

They were distracting until you heard them talk. They were like sailors with tits. We relegated them to 'dudes' very quickly.

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Oh god that reminds me. I went to Kroger the other day and HOLY FUCK. The stench coming off of this thing was unbelievable. I was able to smell it from two aisles away. I just left and went somewhere else because I couldn't handle it. The best part? She works there.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

You could tell the other employees that there seems to be some putrid food somewhere, you can smell it. But it seems to keep moving..

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Haha that's a great passive aggressive idea. If it happens again, I'm definitely doing that and then complaining to management.

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[–] benderBenditt 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

the last and i mean the last time i went to walmart, about 2 yrs back, this whale wearing basketball shorts, that would normally fit lebron down to his knees, but on her they were scrunched up to her ass, the smell coming off this thing was other worldy, i am incapable of putting into words, the closest thing i can compare it to is smelling a wound, but worse...anyway this ham is by the deli section where i am waiting to get some sandwich meat, she goes over to the rotiesserie chickens, opens up one, with her chub-fingers grabs a leg and thigh off eats it and puts the remaining chicken back on to the station......never seen a human being with that much disregard for any type of common sense...i left my cart where it was and headed straight for kroger, the prices are higher but jesus it keeps the fatties away at least

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[–] trialbyflame 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

At least where I am, Kroger has better selection of prepared foods anyways. I don't eat that shit personally, but if you accept laziness in yourself then you could probably do worse.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ditto. It almost doubles my grocery bill, but I refuse to shop Walmart. One time I saw an employee sneeze and cough all over the strawberries he was stacking. He didn't even attempt to turn away or cover his mouth. I said fuck no, and left.

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's revolting, did you at least tell an employee what you saw that thing do?

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[–] swohio 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Should have gotten a manager asap. Say "you need to come with me and smell this, it is fucking fowl."

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[–] culofiesta 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Complain to the store that their employee's lack of hygiene made you ill and they will lose your business if she isn't fired.

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If I come across it again I'll definitely do it.

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[–] wheatstorm 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I would call animal control and tell them there is wild animal shitting all over the bathroom. When the boss asks you why you called them, just tell him/her you thought you saw two.....honestly I cant even think of animal that sounds as bad as those two. Fuck fat arses.

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[–] retiredbitch 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

what you do is not hire fat people in the first place. we ask for height/weight/(buncha other shit to make it seem like it's not discriminating) and have it auto-deleted by software if it's fat lol

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[–] Zednix 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

BO could have it's own sub dedicated to making fun of the disgusting people in the world

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[–] rudik 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Why are these people hired?

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Oh fuck, their period shits must be the worst.

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[–] benender 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Of all the shit in this thread, I think this is the worst. My ex-wife used to work at a convenience store in south Texas, like on the border of Mexico, literally. Most of the people REFUSE to flush any toilet paper, an old cultural throwback to many Mexicans, some of the poorer ones even today, using outhouses, or small septic tanks. She cried over cleaning the women's restroom, and told them she was sorry but she'd have to quit if they made her do it again. They liked her so they acquiesced, but every day some poor bastards are having to clean that shit. For minimum wage.

edit- for instance my Stepmother does this to this freaking day. She was born and raised in Matamoros, Mexico. The bathroom always smelled like shit because it was always just laying there in the garbage bucket. She cleans it fairly often, and the rest of the house is immaculate, she cooks healthy....but doesn't find this weird in the least. Sorry for my rant, just WTF.

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[–] AndrewAndersson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Any explanation why they don't flush toilet paper? Used to clog the toilets or something?

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[–] thereallg 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I especially love how they ignore the huge signs in every restroom begging them to flush the toilet paper in other English and Spanish. But instead there's always a pile of shitty paper on the floor. God I don't miss living in a border town.

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[–] Ah_Pook 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Here's the thing, and I hate to say it, but... It's not the fat, it's the women. There's a contentious line, but ask any janitor anywhere which washroom they'd rather clean up. You'll get 100% consensus on that one.

/me hides

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[–] prisonersandpriests 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

When I was a teenager I worked in a convenience store. My duties included cleaning the bathrooms. I'd get it clean near the end of my shift and just spot check it a couple of times before I left.

The women's restroom was always worse. We had a bunch of fat dudes, but the fattest were always women. And they always DESTROYED the restrooms. Paper towels everywhere, sanitary napkins on the floors, shit on the walls, boogers on the walls. It was gross. I eventually quit over it.

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[–] hypercat 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

It's the fat mostly. We had an office of skinnies and our bathroom was never dirty or disrespected because we knew we all shared.

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[–] SeigneurdesEtrons 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My very first job was as a dishwasher in a family restaurant. Bathroom duty fell on my lowly position.

Men's washrooms? Sometimes you'd get a bit of soap on the mirror.

...but HOLY FUCK...

For my 15 year-old virgin eyes, it was an awakening.

Notwithstanding having to bring the little metal boxes out back to be SCRUBBED because not a single female in history has figured out how to hit the paper bag therein, I once found a used tampon... under... the... sink.

Now, I figured some lady Heimliched herself and the damn thing popped out, bounced a couple times and wound up in its final resting place, but the theory remains tenuous at best.

In brief: guys, don't EVER feel guilted for stanking the toilet room up. Your partners are infinitely worse when they're not the ones bending down and picking up their cotton clot-catchers.

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[–] GrimRipple 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Really? So... what do they do in there? o.O butcher wild animals?

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[–] AndrewAndersson 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Shit over the toilet bowl for example because actually sitting on it would be gross. I guess shit everywhere isn't gross then. Also periods. Or this is what I've heard, numerous times from different sources.

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