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[–] phenomenaldouche 1 points 110 points (+111|-1) ago 

Be careful. With all the recent uproar about big game hunting after Cecil the lion's death, you can't just go killing a hippo or you'll get in big trouble.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Well, if the hippo is not longer useful to it's herd, I just need to find conservationists who will use the permit money to help the rest of the group. That way, you are thinning the weak and undesirable from the herd- improving overall health.

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[–] timdesuyo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Good luck getting the government to issue a tag, though.

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[–] BasilieuSkubulos 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The only thinning herd will ever see

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[–] JesusHitler 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Are you trying to say that fat lives matter? Because..no.

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[–] CaptainPieCart 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I believe the process of working out and being healthy can turn them human... Although my ex gf was an ex fatty and she was a bitch.

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[–] FPSFairy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fat lives don't seem to matter to fat people. If they did, they wouldn't be fat.

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[–] Margaret_Thatcher 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But the real question is, how are they going to make an iphone out of french fries to commemorate the ambulocetean you kill?

Oh wait, they aren't because nobody cares if a fatty dies.