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[–] antiplebbitor 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And for motivation, when they run, they can be followed by aggressive Belgian Malinois who have been trained to attack fatties: run or else, hams!

Lava pit for the first five feet of the standing longjump.

Spikes beneath the pole vaulting ramp-up.

I'm sure we could turn this into a "sport" worth the watching...

XD

DEATH to HAMS!

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[–] GhostPoop 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

We could just go with the RVB Olympics. Polar bears and heat seeking rockets.