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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I love fathletes!!! Especially crushing their idea of what being an athlete entails.

I love sending their shot into the stands.

I love dunking on then like it's a lay up line.

I love outrunning an easy dribbler to first because they can't huff their fat ass off the bag and get back.

I love giving them a pre school juke move and watch them fall flat on their face when they try and tackle me.

I love making catch after catch and scoring TD after TD like I'm playing Madden on rookie.

There's very few things I love more than seeing a FAThlete wearing the opposing teams color and talking shit because of that one time they played 15 years ago.

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[–] Duune24 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The worst is playing soccer and having the fatties fight over who is going to be the goalie. It doesn't matter they can't dive or jump after the ball when it comes to them or they can't bend down to reach the ball. They are too fat or lazy to put enough effort into playing the game.

Putting them on the back defensive line is even worst, because they can't get back in a resonable pace to stop a scoring chance. So you are stuck with a 3 on 2 break, but our best athletes at forward can bust their ass all game long.

Watching fats play soccer is painful.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I forgot all about that!!! Probably because I'm the goalie for my team so I don't interact with the other goalie that much. Whenever I see a fat goalie I know that we essentially only have to play good defense because we'll get several by him.

The only thing better is when the left or right back is the fathlete. Then every stop I get is a coffin corner punt because they always come up too far and our mids out run then for a 1 v 1 versus the goalie.