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Archived Flow reees about her "white man" neighbor complaining that she doesn't leash her dog (twitter.com)
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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ever seen a puppy come in to the vet clinic as an emergency because it was hit by a car? Ever had to put said puppy to sleep because the owner couldn't (or wouldn't) afford life-saving surgery and treatment? Ever had the same irresponsible owner tell you you're a horrible person for not treating their puppy for free? (Because it's not like I have bills to pay or the vet has rent and equipment to lease for the hospital, apparently everything should be free because fats have no concept of consequences.)
Irresponsible pet owners like fatass over here are one of the main reasons I don't work in that field anymore. I hope that stupid cunt got a hefty bylaw fine.
PS. Cats are the number one invasive species in North America, and can carry a number of parasites that can be passed to humans through their feces. Children, the elderly, and immunocompromised patients are most vulnerable. It probably was her cat that shit in the yard, fucking irresponsible bitch.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
UGH, yes. Keep your fucking cats inside! (And yes, I like the response: "How does he know you have a cat if it's inside?" They play it off as the dude being a busybody, but nice work, replier.) (Also, {{{{hug}}}} to you--that must have been awful, having to deal with that.)
And I seriously, seriously doubt the puppy was only a foot away from her off-leash. People lie about that shit all the time anyway, so add the fact that it's Flo and you know that puppy was thirty feet away from her, probably shitting in the neighbor's yard, and there's no way she actually cleans it up since that requires A) responsibility; B) effort; C) the ability to squat and get back up without assistance. Not to mention that you know she didn't bend down to take the leash off the puppy sitting right next to her, it was off-leash the whole time, which endangers the dog, not that she gives a shit. (She says, "Oh, I know about leash laws and why we have them," but she clearly doesn't if she's taking a puppy out off-leash like that. Notice she doesn't say they were in their own yard, too, which is [generally, usually, whatever qualifier] the only place it's legal to have your dog off-leash in places where there are leash laws; if it was in her own yard she would have said so.)
And just the sheer fucking shitty entitlement of it. You know, even if this heroic neighbor is just a bored tight-ass narc, so what? You're still breaking the law, Flo. You're still doing something you're not supposed to do. He doesn't owe your fat ass anything, and has every right to call your landlord and complain. If you don't want him complaining about it when you do stuff you're not supposed to do, then stop doing that stuff--he wouldn't have anything to report if you weren't doing reportable things. "I need everyone to go back to work now because I'm tired of my neighbors seeing me act like an irresponsible, lazy shitheel?" Fuck you.
Maybe your neighbors need you to go to work so they can stop having their enjoyment of their own property ruined by having to see your fat ass. Maybe they're sick of hearing your loud stupid fat voice. Maybe they're sick of your ill-behaved animals making noise and shitting everywhere. Maybe they're sick of the enormous piles of trash your eating generates. Maybe they're sick of your stupid rainbow flags and Comfy shrieking about gendah and the dirty looks the two of you undoubtedly give him every time he tries to enjoy his own property because he's a white man and they are all awful, how dare you actually have to live next door to one, that's going to bring down the property values.
If I had to live next door to you fat sacks of garbage, I'd be on the lookout for anything and everything I could report you for, too. I hope you get evicted and dumped on your enormous asses on the street, and those animals taken away from you, you entitled cunt. (Not to mention, how do you know what he saw? I guess your landlord called and said your neighbor reported you for having the dog off-leash, but you don't know that he only saw the one moment the puppy was a foot away from you--which, again, bullshit it was just standing a foot away from you the whole time you were outside with it. Sounds to me like this guy called the landlord over several incidents, not just one. Auuugh I hate you.)
Oh, and be grateful he just called your landlord instead of the police, dumbass.
[–] Intrixina 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Exactly. Narcissistic cunts' entire mindset is "You're not the boss of me" and it mortally pisses them off when someone calls them out on their shit.
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[–] no_guatones_culiaos 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A little off topic but just wanted to say that your remote Alaska life always sounds so appealing. I lived in Patagonia for a while and couldn't deal with the loneliness. I admire the mental fortitude of anyone who can make it work (and I bet the views are worth it!).
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm trying to train my cat to go for walks on a harness, he's about 8 months old. He doesn't seem to totally like it so I'm wondering if he's too old for it? I only got him 3 months ago and the people at the cat rescue said he was harness trained.
A long time ago one of my best friends was like, "Don't be one of those people", when I told her I wanted a cat I could take for walks but fuck it. Cats love to be outside but there is so much danger out there for them, I figured I could train a young cat to like being on a leash so that they could have the best of both worlds.
There's this lady that takes TWO cats for walks everyday in my neighborhood. I always found that impressive.
Maybe I'm just a weirdo crazy cat lady...
[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Emergency vets have shit reviews because they require at least partial payment up front. But I’ve had nothing but good things to say about them because they are that awesome.
[–] IggyReilly 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
My ex-fiance was this irresponsible. We had bought a house shortly before the wedding and it was on a VERY busy street. I got him a puppy as he wanted one badly. He left it out front unleashed and unsupervised. Yelled at me when the puppy got excited seeing a German Shepherd across the street and was hit by a Blazer trying to go see the other dog.
We took the dog to the emergency vet (Sunday evening) and this guy just wanted to put the dog down. I paid for treatment there, moved him to our regular vet, and the only problem was a dislocated hip and a broken front leg - no surgery required. He STILL wanted to put him down because the puppy disrupted his sleep/wasn't what he thought the dog would be.
Dumped the guy, kept the dog. Dog is now 10 years old, still avoids roads and has been the best thing that happened to me. He and I live on 4 acres now, and he LOVES going for walks in the woods! Found a turtle for the first time a few days ago and was so excited. Pretty sure I made the right decision :)
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm really glad this story has a happy ending (: