Archived TIL: New Zealand won't give a residency permit to fatties (foxnews.com)
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Archived TIL: New Zealand won't give a residency permit to fatties (foxnews.com)
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[–] brontide 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Why would a country want to extend citizenship to people who are a liability or a burden to their healthcare system.
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
They should ban fatties from immigrating in the US, Europe, and Australia too
[–] fattyfattyboomba 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
They do in Aus. Know someone who can't get it because of her weight. She was telling me about it and I think I upset her by not being sympathetic enough. Professional environment so had to play nice.
[–] FPSFairy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think the US has enough troubles with our home grown fats to worry about immigration of fats. I think some kind of forced emigration program is called for.
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
New Zealand: The Shitlord country
Apparently it's based on BMI
[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah, pity NZers are already fat as, though.
Though it's largely the Maoris driving up the averages. Apparently all the skinny Maori got eaten centuries ago.
[–] Tuna_n_Rice 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm in Australia but I have never seen a Maori woman whose 30+ at a healthy weight. It's not wonder all the boys grow up massive cunts if they play any sort of sport, they know who to eat.
[–] ivegotaqueso 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Even the fats in NZ don't want fat people immigrating into their country. Haha!
[–] running-shitlord 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy shit that's awesome... I kinda want to move there now
[–] ZebraCrisis 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Noooo you don't. You may think you do, but you super don't.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] ivegotaqueso 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
...uh...you sure about that?
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh, Kiwis. <3
[–] smashed_pelvis 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Am i the only one laughing because their surname is only one typo away from "trés size"?!?
[–] Banterbury 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Canada has a lot of fat people in it, but border security is very critical of people with health conditions (so fat consequences, etc) coming across their borders, because they may try to take advantage of the health care and strain the system.
[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good job shitlord Canada, keep it up! Why cant the USA act the same way
[–] hypercat ago
I cannot come to Canada to live because I have a neurological disorder. :(
[–] Hilarious 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
How's that national healthcare working for you now?
[–] farmer- 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
PLACE YOUR BETS. will they make it by Christmas or will they end up succumbing to the holiday ham and roast beast?
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[–] PhKGn00bE [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why on earth should they pay for fat immigrants when they would be a huge expense for New Zealand's single payer healthcare system?
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago