Archived Can you blame the doctor? Seriously, who's assaulting who? (i.ibb.co)
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Archived Can you blame the doctor? Seriously, who's assaulting who? (i.ibb.co)
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[–] irelandLost 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
“What that sign? Assault you say? Well okay, enjoy diabetes, heart disease, and an early death accompanied by 16 pall bearers lard arse. You know I get paid either way right? Don’t mistake my professional advice gleaned from a long and successful career in medicine with giving a fuck if your fat ass lives or dies, so waddle the fuck along and do what you like.”
Always felt I should’ve studied medicine, I think I would’ve had a particularly good bedside manner.