Posted by: Ctrl_Alt_Llama_
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Archived on: 7/1/2020 10:00:00 AM
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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
It’s kind of funny but blatantly fake. A deathfat would never get up that many flights of stairs. I know smallfats who moo about “no elevator” after the sight of five (steps, not flights).
[–] nobslob 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Funny, but we all know a fat would have changed hotels or demanded a new room (while having food delivered during the wait) instead of doing even 1 flight of stairs. A lardbarge that big would have died by the 4th floor, and that's being generous.
I think this fiction writer needs to study his material a bit better.
[–] Ctrl_Alt_Llama_ [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's pretty obviously fake, he falls through the floor. It's all a laugh though.
[–] nobslob 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The fakest part was a front desk wage slave at a corporate hotel giving a fuck about anything.
"hurr durr ima fuck with this fatty" /all my eyerolls
[–] blackzetsu 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That was good
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The lift was actually out at a hotel I had a while back. I had to run up to the 4th or 5th floor. No problems. It's a bit of fun, to be honest. I would pick that over risking smalltalk with some random in the lift anyway.
[–] generic--username ago
Jesus... I can't even imagine existing like this. I used to go to an annual convention at a hotel and would take the stairs 10-15 flights between my room and the convention just to kill time during the boring parts, without a second thought. Puking after 6 flights is fucking insane (assuming this is real).
[–] con77 5 points -3 points 2 points (+2|-5) ago
not even good fiction
[–] Ctrl_Alt_Llama_ [S] 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Loosen up
[–] Busty_Neckbeard 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
I'm not so sure is fake...