Archived Fat-fuck Florida Man arrested for trying to steal 66 rolls of TP (people.com)
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Archived Fat-fuck Florida Man arrested for trying to steal 66 rolls of TP (people.com)
submitted ago by Twentyonepointthree
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[–] Jeffreyisafag 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Gets a felony for 66 rolls of toilet paper and can't even reach his ass, yep Mexico is sending its best and brightest.
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It would have been easy to steal a couple. But in true fat fuck tradition, it got greedy and tied to steal and entire warehouse at once. The fat fuck mindset does much more than lead to overeating.
[–] Neon_Scrotum ago
Why on Earth is everybody and his idiot cousin Freddy trying to hoard toilet paper??? Why??? I mean, I'm pretty damn sure if the Coronavirus gets you, you'll be a bit more concerned with coughing up your lungs than having a nice clean, perky asshole.