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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 76 points (+76|-0) ago 

But it's not us you need to be afraid of. It's diabeetus, heart disease, blood clots, colon cancer, hyper tension, stroke, bad joints, glaucoma etc.

You know, all the medical problems that come along with being an obeast?

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[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Why would she be? Life has nothing for her.

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[–] ObeseRedditAdmin 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If I were her, I'd be happy to die ASAP since it's a choice between sweet,sweet death or having to live in a body like that.

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[–] Seeker74 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think maybe they are committing slow suicide and therefore aren't afraid of death like a normal person is.

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Also shes smoking in a few pictures. Shes way up there on Darwin's List for Voluntary Extinction.

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[–] fuckingkike 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm okay with them being afraid of me. I kind of want to set them on fire and watch them burn for a thousand days.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You're wrong.

Any mirror shatters when it sees her. It makes a blood-curdling scream and commits suicide.

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[–] ObeseRedditAdmin 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Guys, can we please stop angering her!? .

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I don't want to be eaten.

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[–] goodoldgrim 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Its ok, you can always just walk away at a leisurely pace.

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[–] Hamderella 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

walk up one flight out stairs and take a nap at the top

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[–] inablackbox 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Don't worry, we're too healthy and low in saturated fat to satisfy her cravings. We're safe!

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[–] UsedCoffinEmporium 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Afraid? It's a fucking website where fat people get made fun of. Oooooo... So fucking scary. Here's a thought, don't come here, scariness gone. Fucking fat clogging its brain.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The best response to this is to never post her pictures again and actively ignore this particular fat. Seems like it wants our attention.

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think we made her more famous than anything else, and she never would have hit a magazine cover if not for us mocking her.

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[–] BugLady 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Wrong fat.

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[–] troponinnutrition 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I'm sure she thinks she's taking the approach of "running right into the heart of the storm" by posting her pics on FPH...but at her size it's not exactly risky to run into the heart of any storm

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[–] ThisIsAnApplePancake 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

She probably thinks she riding her mobility scooter into the storm.

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[–] TonguepuncHerfartbox 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Still fat, still gross.

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

fatter*

grosser*

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"How to use a hair dryer"

Is she eating it?

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[–] ctrlcutpaste 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

She is doing what comes natural to her

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