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[–] NoSJW 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

OH, god. I got a terrible image of the wedding night, with those two butterbarges huffing and panting and sweating while trying to couple with those massive bellies getting in the way. The bride's Sumo wrestler arms are nightmare material.

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[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's actually easy. First the female positions itself dog fashioned with it's rear presented and cheeks spread. That exposes mass quantities of fecal mater it was unable to clean. The intense sharp odor entices the male fat. He raises and lowers its fupa onto the females back and at that point he barfs all over her back which gets the female ready. The male inserts its inch and 30 seconds later they both collapse the bed.

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[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago 

😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

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[–] NoSJW ago 

Thanks for providing those ghastly details and making my already nightmarish image a million times worse. 🤢

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[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Thanks a bunch for planting that image in my mind just before bedtime...