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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Bride: tumblr smirk

Groom: neckbeard smirk

Neither one of them looks to be particularly happy about this union.

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[–] StElsewherever 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bride: Honor My Curves

Groom: Daddy Bear grimace

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[–] 13445123751 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Bride is thinking: "no matter how much he tells me the contrary, he's never going to find me attractive and I'm sure I'll catch him jerking off to thin girls".

Groom is thinking: "She is the best I can do and that makes me feel like shit... can't believe I couldn't even find a jacket that fit me... I wonder how much Pornhub premium is..."