Archived How long until a fat parents uses this Onion excuse? (theonion.com)
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Not a likely hypothesis. This explanation relies on fat people wandering in the woods, but if they went on regular walks like that, they wouldn't be so fat. It's also laughable to think fats would waste food by leaving a trail of breadcrumbs.