Archived How long until a fat parents uses this Onion excuse? (theonion.com)
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[–] conchpearls1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I love how the Onion still manages to write down the direct cause of the obesity, which was the calorie-dense food the children are being enticed into eating instead of the witch using some sort of magic spell or potion.