Archived My fat isn't affecting me because skinny people don't float away (i.ibb.co)
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Archived My fat isn't affecting me because skinny people don't float away (i.ibb.co)
submitted ago by Siacca
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[–] Lunayan 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Is... Is this person braindead?
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Yes.
[–] varialus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Either that or some dork larping.
[–] Red_Goat ago (edited ago)
Don't you know fat weighs less than muscle? Skinny people sink in water obviously they aren't affected less by gravity, smh.
[–] ISBbaby 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
"I'm not fat because gravity isn't real"
Okay.
[–] Runway22L 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
And yet another example, as if we needed one, of how FAT MAKES YOU DUMB AS A BAG OF HAMMERS.
[–] ISBbaby 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
That's an insult to bags of hammers everywhere.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
I love how she's all, "Lol, people are so stupid it makes me cringe and roll my eyes about the vortex of dumb, I can't believe anyone things larger objects weigh more because of gravity!"
When in fact that is exactly how gravity works. It is why things that weigh more...weigh more. But yes, Fatty, you're a genius and know better, because thin people don't fly away. (Does this moron actually think it's possible for humans to weigh nothing at all? She does understand that even infants have weight, right? Even ants weigh something. Silly question, obviously she doesn't.)
I just can't get over the smug, "Everyone is sooooo dumb, LOlz," attitude from someone who literally doesn't understand what gravity is and how it works. This is like, "Sometimes people tell me that two plus two equals four and I just laugh and laugh at the sheer stupidity of such an idea."
[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
This must be a troll. I hope. Damn, maybe it's not. I want off this planet.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Gravity affects you more because your brain is obviously so unbelievably dense.
[–] NoSJW 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Thin people can jump higher than fat people. I wonder why that is?
[–] BisonBiff 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
someone show this bitch brandy melville.
[–] Ghostman_Loon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
F = ma where a is a constanst 10m/s.
This is technically true because backpacks are worn on the upper back/shoulders and it is extremely hard to put fat on here. This is like wearing a backpack on your belly, thighs, etc and then filling it with cottage cheese.