Posted by: TheRealAmalek
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[–] CowboyDancer 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
Alias: CowboyDancer
Location: North Texas, Burgerland
Status: bored and casually shitlording online
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In all honesty this is what someone that's really, really passionate about a Donald Trump presidency looks like. I see these people on the daily. Fatfucks with beetus in one hand, a handgun in the other, and a scootypuff underneath. They exist and they vote. The complete lack of civility in American politics has driven me to be almost apathetic through a sheer defense mechanism against fat retards that support other fat retards. Obesity has rotted Americans' brains so bad that if the hottest 21-year old pornstar in the world ran for office strictly on sex appeal, most Americans would ignore her completely because they can no longer find their dicks.
[–] HamplanetsEatShit 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
I forget which comedian described a Trump rally as: “What if the Nazis didn’t care about physical fitness?”
[–] Runway22L 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
It wasn't always like this. There were a lot of well educated in shape people in this country who could and did converse about politics with reason and logic. Then we became politically correct. This used to be a free country.
[–] Dindu_nuffinman 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Just like those doomsday preppers--bro, you can have all the fancy gear and shit you want to stock up on, but someone fitter and more mentally prepared is going to hit the jackpot on your fatass
[–] correcthorsefoot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I mean, trump is obese, so.......
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ha! "Fitting room." It's a room specifically designed for human beings to fit and you're wider than the door.
[–] Runway22L 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Look at the fat on it's face! It's almost as if its face couldn't take anymore fat and it's just going south now. It looks like that gremlin from the movie and he found Twinkies.
[–] MeanMexican 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Eating like pigs is truly a bipartisan activity 😂
[–] Ghostman_Loon ago
And here is a picture of me holding m'uh penis. I know it looks like an SMG but it's been sooooo long since I've seen the real thing.
[–] derram ago
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