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[–] EllenPaosEgo 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Your mom is so fat the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3.0x108 m/s

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[–] TheEvolver 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

......That...... that is brilliant right there.... I'm going to use this one!

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[–] markrod420 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

did you just call her waist an event horizon? Because if so im really captivated. (too lazy to look up light speed in m/s)

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