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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You are not the only one!

And yes, @CowboyDancer is right that "Why make all that food if you won't even get to eat it all," is such a perfect one-sentence summary of fats, but I think "I never host as it's too much work," is right up there, too. Of course you don't host, Mayopig. Of course you are happy to enjoy the results of other people's hard work as if it's your due, but the idea of returning the favor and making an effort for other people is just too difficult for you. Of course you can't be arsed to lift a finger for your family or anyone else. Of course the idea that pleasing your loved ones and making their holiday special and enjoyable is a reward in and of itself is one that has never occurred to you. Of course you think the holidays are about taking instead of giving. Selfish, greedy, gluttonous pile of shit. I bet it counted its presents as a child, too.

(And of course it openly says, "I don't host because it's too much work," and "Why make all that food if you're not going to eat it all," as if these are normal and reasonable things to think and say, rather than indications of pure disgusting selfishness and greed.)

And anyone who doesn't like roasted parsnips is just... I don't even understand that concept. Roasted parsnips are delicious. They're the best part of any meal in which they feature (and while they are insanely good plain, I've learned that a little onion/onion powder added when you put them in the pan is a really lovely addition. I am not a fan of roasted parsnips with honey or maple syrup or other sweet glazes; IMO they're plenty sweet on their own. But onion does compliment them really well, without adding any sweetness or stickiness). But then, you can't expect a grease goblin who loves to drown her Yorkies with bacon and pure honey (gag) to know what's good.

And of course it thinks something is wrong with you because you like vegetables.

So Mayogirl is in her twenties, looks like she's in her thirties, and thinks and acts like a toddler. Typical fat. I'm sorry you have to work with it!