So I live in NYC and I have a few relatively shitlordy friends I like to hang out with. That said, one of them wasn’t nearly as shitlordy as I thought. She invited this fat fuck to dinner with four of us, so five total, and the hog “forgot its card” at a nice Italian restaurant, forcing the rest of us to pay for its extra two apps it horked down by itself and for the dessert it got when everyone else clearly wanted to go home. My (now former) friend apologized to everyone for her beast friend ditching us all to split its bill along with our own, but what the fuck. The obeast pulled the ol’ pretend-to-go-to-the-bathroom-but-actually-ditch play. I am disappointed in my former friend and also really irritated that I had to pay an extra $60 bc that greasy bitch ditched. I don’t expect to get it back but we’ve all informed our pig enabling friend that we need to be reimbursed before she joins us again, and that she’s not allowed to invite anyone we haven’t met before.
Note: I’m definitely not a pig sympathizer and once Hamantha joined we made it clear we were all paying for our own stuff, but the bitch dined and ditched on us and my (again, former) friend can not afford to pay for both herself and Hamantha so we all ate it so she can afford food the rest of the month. Bad? Yes. But I think she can learn and I didn’t want to let her overdraft because she’s a fucking idiot about trusting people.
EDIT: cool cool cool this bitch didn’t know she was in the group chat when she said I lost my baby this fall bc I was too skinny
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[–] callthehambulance 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I've been in that awful position before where I've realised I've forgotten my card when joining friends for dinner, and it's terrible. But the wonder of phone and internet banking is that you can pay people money without going to the Bank. You cannot do anything especially malicious with a person's account number and sort code, and it's very easy to fix if you are an absent minded tit like me.
Fats would never think of that though because the prospect of a free meal makes them too excited
[–] Atkho 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Free calories don't count. Teehee
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yes, at the very least you can do it the second you get home, since that stuff can be a pain in the ass to do on a phone.
[–] callthehambulance 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Exactly! When it happened to me, some years back,this is exactly what I did. In the days after as well, it was nice to send a thank you card to the person who'd arranged the dinner, with my phone number included to ask them to let me know if they'd received the funds.
Every mishap is a chance to be nice, you know? Funnily enough, the couple this happened with are now some of my dearest friends, and I like to think that how they reacted, as well as my own reaction, cemented that early friendship :) Poop happens, it's how we deal with it that makes the difference, you know?
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
Very true, but in all honesty the fat had no money to go out and that was it's plan all along.