So I live in NYC and I have a few relatively shitlordy friends I like to hang out with. That said, one of them wasn’t nearly as shitlordy as I thought. She invited this fat fuck to dinner with four of us, so five total, and the hog “forgot its card” at a nice Italian restaurant, forcing the rest of us to pay for its extra two apps it horked down by itself and for the dessert it got when everyone else clearly wanted to go home. My (now former) friend apologized to everyone for her beast friend ditching us all to split its bill along with our own, but what the fuck. The obeast pulled the ol’ pretend-to-go-to-the-bathroom-but-actually-ditch play. I am disappointed in my former friend and also really irritated that I had to pay an extra $60 bc that greasy bitch ditched. I don’t expect to get it back but we’ve all informed our pig enabling friend that we need to be reimbursed before she joins us again, and that she’s not allowed to invite anyone we haven’t met before.
Note: I’m definitely not a pig sympathizer and once Hamantha joined we made it clear we were all paying for our own stuff, but the bitch dined and ditched on us and my (again, former) friend can not afford to pay for both herself and Hamantha so we all ate it so she can afford food the rest of the month. Bad? Yes. But I think she can learn and I didn’t want to let her overdraft because she’s a fucking idiot about trusting people.
EDIT: cool cool cool this bitch didn’t know she was in the group chat when she said I lost my baby this fall bc I was too skinny
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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Sorry, I'm a touch confused. When did the pig "realize" it "forgot its card?"
Why did it "pretend to go to the bathroom" when it had already informed you it couldn't pay?
If everyone got separate checks, why did anyone need to cover for the pig?
Who was in what group chat when she said someone lost a baby? Was this the fat saying YOU lost a baby because YOU are too skinny? (I am so very sorry, by the way, if I have read that correctly. ) Or was it your friend-who-brought-the-pig saying that?
Just wanting to clarify, so I know how to respond.
(Whatever the case, you were nice to cover for your friend there...it's just too bad that shit is what fats count on: other people being good and decent.)