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[–] g33k3ss 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Wow, guys. She walked 5k. That's quite an accomplishment!
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[–] AntiHam 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
The average human walking speed is about 5k per hour.
I'll never not lol when anybody brags about a 5k.
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Time: 99:99:99
[–] High_Sierra_Trail 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
More likely waddled.
[–] Veganablavatsky 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This reminds me of that cope comic where the fat guy says that he's better than the fit guy because he can spend his time doing non-fitness related things and is interesting. It's hilarious because the only interesting people I've ever met have been thin.
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Haha, found it:
http://magaimg.net/img/9vl1.gif
That comic is the most beta, cringe, cope shit ever. The dadbod types depicted do not have any interesting hobbies. They sit around eating fast food, watching tv, and playing video games.
[–] BACKSTREET_BEETUS 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
States people are dicks to judge, right after judging a gym bro
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"I was about to send a 'thunderous clapback' to a spam email when it occurred to me that I could write a long whining article about how I'm too busy being a successful writer to exercise and lose weight. Yes, I know lots of successful writers aren't pigs, but I have to be because Nutella makes me creative reeeeeeee."
[–] Tiessa 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Neat, and I’m unapologetically disgusted by it.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The author's name is Bogart and, although I'm not a fan of the series, I remember that a Boggart is a creature that shape-shifts into your greatest fear. It tries to take the form of whatever will scare you the most. I find this a very fitting name for a giant, disgusting hamplanet.
Then, of course, she makes the typical argument that she has gained weight because she has replaced walking with writing. It seems to me, though, that if you were spending so much time writing, you wouldn't have time to eat so much. The issue was never with how much you were walking or not, it was with how much you were eating. There is nothing stopping you from not eating in between typing and then you get the best of both worlds.
[–] stefwithanF 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I write about 40-50 hours a week, & have to bike or run every day because sitting for so long makes me nuts.
If you're really writing that much, your hands are, you know, full. Unless you have a feedbag on your snout, which ....this SheHam may
And ew I can't imagine how disgusting hey keyboard or paper & pen must be
[–] maaaxheadroom 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She NEEDs heroine
[–] Bigneckedmanjr ago
Sez she’s unapologetically fat, refers to herself as 250+. Seems like your already back peddling in shame.
[–] Rialed ago
Deteriorating health, multiple injuries exacerbated by obesity and growing isolation; sounds like a typically ‘happy’ fat.
[–] Rockfish1000 ago
"There is incredible cultural impetus to be 'healthy' and 'health' is framed … as a personal/individual responsibility."
Because your health IS your responsibility!!! Fuuuuuuuck. I want of this train.