0
88

[–] QueefyHippo 0 points 88 points (+88|-0) ago 

especially since one of those is actually genetics

0
54

[–] dildonkers [S] 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago 

You mean obesity, right? Men can just exercise for those extra feet. /s

0
33

[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Squats make your femurs grow. Everyone knows that. Short guys should just exercise more and they would be the tall men of every fat girl's fantasy.

/s

0
26

[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Yeah, haven't you watched National Geographic? Those African dudes get super tall because they're always jumping around.

0
0

[–] Sixxx 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Something something /v/shortpeoplehate

0
0

[–] mig2k 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I must be doing it wrong :(

0
39

[–] Chance 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yep. As a 5'6 guy this double standard can be absolutely infuriating at times.

Apparently one of the only complaints my SO's mother has about me is that I'm short. Ultimately I don't dwell on stuff like this because it's pointless; There's nothing I can do about my height lol. I just focus on keeping a good body everywhere else :)

6
18

[–] Ripley_Riae 6 points 18 points (+24|-6) ago 

Now Mr Frodo, there's no need to get short with me...

...Sorry, couldn't resist

0
11

[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

5'6 too. Short pride.

0
4

[–] Angxrs 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

As a 5'2 lady I usually ask that guys be just a little taller than me, most guys fit the bill. I love me some 5'5 men :P

0
4

[–] FilmMakingShitlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Look at the upside: most fatties won't be attracted to you.

0
3

[–] Lil_Pop_Pop 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah, but men could always have that super expensive and painful surgery (that I don't even think is performed in 'Murica- but don't quote me on that) to break the bones in the legs and separate them so they grow back together making the man taller.

Clearly that is waaaaayyy more practical than asking a curvy female to put down the swiss cake rolls.

Checkmate, shitlord!

0
4

[–] KashEsq 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Damn, looks like I'm gonna have to go Gattaca on my legs if I want to attract some curvy ladies

0
3

[–] Sylvanas 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Leg lengthening surgery. They do it in the US, too, but it's much cheaper in Germany or China.

0
2

[–] ISylaSI 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

hahahaha wow didn't think this could get any better

1
39

[–] dubvbc 1 points 39 points (+40|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I love how fatties think they are entitled to have all the tall good looking dudes and they act surprised when *we're not interested

0
7

[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

And oh my god the rage when a short dude rejects them. Like "how dare you reject me after I've deigned to speak to you". I wish I was shorter just so I could troll fat chicks.

28
-16

0
15

[–] Ripley_Riae 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Height is important. All women say size matters

Only time having a wider girth than average is a good thing is when it's the girth of your dick... And Duck according to auto correct

0
17

[–] Hamderella 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

dont google "girthy duck"

0
11

[–] Frankensauce 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Don't use the word "girth" at all. It just makes you feel dirty when you say it.

0
2

[–] Nymphios 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This comment was the 4th result on Google.

0
0

[–] obesecheese 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

0
16

[–] eyeballfrog 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Height is important. All women say size matters

Oh I don't doubt it. But it seems hypocritical to say "I care a lot about physical features that you cannot change, but you shouldn't care about my own physical features that I can change."

0
4

[–] cityfox 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think the (inaccurate) assumption most women are making is that big guy = big dick. As someone who was once in a long term relationship with a guy who was 6'5" and had a micropenis (3.1"), I can soundly say it is not always the case.

0
1

[–] LeanMeanShitQueen 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I've dated guys a foot taller than me and the same height as me. What's more important is personality, face, and physique.

0
13

[–] IGuessThisIsIt 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I'm convinced height didn't matter as much in the past because everyone was normal size. Now that everyone is fat, they need someone bigger than them to "hide" their size.

0
10

[–] shitlordsuttree 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

It's exactly this. They want someone who can make them feel feminine, the same way a lot of guys tend to like smaller girls because the lopsided ratio is hot! It's just that they're fucking fat so they need to keep upsizing to compensate.

0
6

[–] BrysiBiceps 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

my girlfriend is 5'4 and I'm 5'5. The height difference doesn't really mean much but she has a tiny waist and whatnot. I'm a broad as fuck guy who gets complimented on his shoulder size frequently.

That siad who the shit tits wants to fuck or date a fatty anyway?

0
4

[–] hypercat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Being 5'10" and a girl sucks. All the tall dudes are dating short ladies.

0
4

[–] TimTamSlam 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My sister is 6'4".

0
1

[–] two_toed_toad 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

As a man of 6'4", I'd date you so hard. Tall chicks are the best. Haha

0
13

[–] ishkabibbles 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Thanks fellow man for looking out for us short dudes!

0
4

[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Lolz!

0
3

[–] DurinTheDeathles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's really annoying when they(men or women) do this shit but get super offended when you ask their weight.

0
3

[–] CherryLime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hams always want a fit gf/bf

load more comments ▼ (9 remaining)