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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No need to split hairs. There's "normal" and then there's "fat".

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[–] BingoButts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Obesity is such a deviant thing that hams have wildly different shapes that can be used to justify mixing up the names a bit independent of their size. As an example relatively older hams tend to sag more lending them more of a bell shape than younger/smaller spherical hams who haven't been as beat down by gravity yet.

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[–] Ripley_Riae 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

HMRS Titanic

Bismarck (Although it pains me to use that one as the Bismarck was a true wonder machine of death. That shit slung shells the size of tanks at opposing ships and had entire fleets flee the battlefield when intelligence said it could be close

Also "Iceberg"

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[–] Keenmetal 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The Hindenburger

My schwer lady (play on my fair lady and the German word for heavy ie 'schwer')

Best one I heard here: Fumpa Lumpa

Buffet Berserker

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[–] alphagammabeta1548 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I've still always been a fan of butter golem

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[–] Kintobor22 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Landwhale