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[–] swohio 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I'd say "don't be fat" should be rule number 1. I don't care how "pretty your face is," I'm not going to fuck you if you're fat (and guess what, your face isn't pretty when it's covered in fat.) I could get past a less attractive face on a chick with a banging body though.

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[–] pH_ ago 

Two rules of dating:

  1. Be attractive

  2. Don't be unattractive

Both rules cut out buttergolems

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

There's a 3rd rule: take a shower.

Also cuts out buttergolems.