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[–] sometimessage 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
People should be careful calling themselves a unicorn. In the swingers communty a "unicorn" is a single female who likes to have threesomes. Typically with married couples, unicorns also have a tendency to be mildly crazy.
[–] BingoButts 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Nothing wrong with such activities between human sized adults. Just in most social situations when someone calls themselves a unicorn they are really just a fat rhino with bad skin.
[–] Hilarious [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is the only goddess/unicorn/majestic flower I'm familiar with. When you can't actually look good, play pretend?
[–] Hilarious [S] 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Where would one find such a person? Out of scientific curiosity.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There's a reason they're called unicorns. You've heard stories of them, but they don't exist. That is unless you're into hams or crazy people.
[–] sometimessage ago
There are many sites for swingers, you could find one there. Also r****t has several communities where you might be able to find one.
[–] Drdian 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Interesting. though to be fair, I'd say people generally are more familiar with the meaning of unicorn as "something rare - i.e a rare breed" than this swinger definition, which is new to me. Still though, this fatwit has no business calling herself that, considering it's perfectly normal for peopel to be repulsed at the idea of sleeping with someone obese. the delusion is strong, as always.
[–] sometimessage ago
I think that the swingers term unicorn probably came out of it's rarity. It is rare for a single woman to want to be a third, she is impossible to find in the community.