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[–] Pissed_Off_Vet 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Jesus Christ. Imagine the smell. 🤮

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[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Have you ever been in the same room as a death fat (i.e 500lb+)? The smell is horrible and clings to your clothes - unwashed, foisty, nasty af.

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[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yup.

Deathfat coworker got bariatric surgery. She enjoyed that honeymoon period when the weight falls off effortlessly.

Fast forward a year later, she has sagging bags of skin. Wants to get it removed but the doctor wont approve it until she loses another X pounds. She is royally pissed but joined a gym. Seemed like she was losing more weight, but lacked any discipline.

Fast forward 2 more years, she is fat as fuck again. Falls at work, breaks foot, needs surgery. Doesnt heal. Needs another surgery.

Another year goes by. She is collecting workmans comp. Rest of us have been handling her work for a year. Finally she is well enough (?) to come back to work. She is a fucking BEHEMOTH! If I had to guess, she is closer to 600 than 499.

But the smell...yes it assaults you. When she walks by, you get a waft of funk that is a cross between a teenage boys gym bag that was left in the trunk on a hot summers day.... and a container of cottage cheese that fell under the fridge and you didnt find until a year later.

The quantity of food this cunt eats boggles my mind. Its non stop all work day long. And she takes these dumps of death 4x a day. Kills the bathroom so bad that the rest of us have to use a different bathroom. But I work for a utility company and our campus is huge. The nearest bathroom is basically 1 block away.

And I wont even go into detail about the smell of her dying feet.

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[–] Pissed_Off_Vet 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Unfortunately, yes. Far too may times.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't know what foisty means but I like it.