Posted by: conchpearls1
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Archived on: 1/5/2020 10:00:00 AM
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[–] FattestConsequence 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
The problem isn't the lingerie or the companies making them. The problem is and always will be your wretched fat wet trash bag full of yard clippings looking body. It's ugliness is inherent and nothing will change that.
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[–] conchpearls1 [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I bet it's going to sell those used panties on Facebook after 1 or 2 wears and they're absolutely destroyed.
[–] Pissed_Off_Vet 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Jesus Christ. Imagine the smell. 🤮
[–] BeetusChristFUPAStar 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Have you ever been in the same room as a death fat (i.e 500lb+)? The smell is horrible and clings to your clothes - unwashed, foisty, nasty af.
[–] DiabetoStinko 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yup.
Deathfat coworker got bariatric surgery. She enjoyed that honeymoon period when the weight falls off effortlessly.
Fast forward a year later, she has sagging bags of skin. Wants to get it removed but the doctor wont approve it until she loses another X pounds. She is royally pissed but joined a gym. Seemed like she was losing more weight, but lacked any discipline.
Fast forward 2 more years, she is fat as fuck again. Falls at work, breaks foot, needs surgery. Doesnt heal. Needs another surgery.
Another year goes by. She is collecting workmans comp. Rest of us have been handling her work for a year. Finally she is well enough (?) to come back to work. She is a fucking BEHEMOTH! If I had to guess, she is closer to 600 than 499.
But the smell...yes it assaults you. When she walks by, you get a waft of funk that is a cross between a teenage boys gym bag that was left in the trunk on a hot summers day.... and a container of cottage cheese that fell under the fridge and you didnt find until a year later.
The quantity of food this cunt eats boggles my mind. Its non stop all work day long. And she takes these dumps of death 4x a day. Kills the bathroom so bad that the rest of us have to use a different bathroom. But I work for a utility company and our campus is huge. The nearest bathroom is basically 1 block away.
And I wont even go into detail about the smell of her dying feet.
[–] Pissed_Off_Vet 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Unfortunately, yes. Far too may times.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I don't know what foisty means but I like it.
[–] fluxusp 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Like shit.
[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It might be the hottest lingerie in the history of the universe, but as long as the universe exists, it will never look hot on an obeast.
[–] hollywood2020 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
this is so not needed to be viewed
[–] Solstiare ago
Yah I DID NOT need that in my brain either.
[–] Lexi75 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
18k plus likes on her instagram. 😯
[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
there's not a fucking sewing pattern on this earth that can predict how a garment will fit over a massive chaotic pizza bag. sewing patterns are cut to fit anatomy, not a bag of fucking wet sand