Posted by: belil569
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
What do you mean you don't know what to do? You just threw away all your junk food and pledged to go on a diet (as short-lived as that will be). That was the lesson. Your shame has solved the puzzle without your consciousness even being aware of it.
[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
“I'm not grotesquely obese, however I could lose a few pounds”
Fats and numbers eh? It’ll be a minimum of 250lbs.
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
5'3" and a few extra pounds = 5'1.5" 262lbs
[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Gotta love reddit standards. I'm guessing since at her age the beetus, heart issues, strokes etc are still to come, so she thinks "not immobile" means there's no issues.
Also I'd commend the bf for shitlording but he's the pigfucker so fuck him.
[–] OrsonKaarte 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I read 30 odd replies and not one even vaguely hinted at maybe losing just a little weight.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yeah, a lot of them were like, "mAke FuN oF HiS tINy peNiS har har"
[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Let's make fun of something men can't change and are conditioned to be extremely self-conscious about, but don't you dare make fun of something that could be easily changed with a bit of discipline!
[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
...so you don't have to respect yourself
[–] AngryAlmond 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Holy shit, these comments are prime Reddit. To summarize this comment in particular:
"You can be healthy as a fatass, go listen to our goddess Lizzo and take care of yourself like the boss you are girlfriend, tee-hee!"
And you know 'salon' is code for "all-you-can-eat buffet."
[–] Twodivinehipsters ago (edited ago)
Wow. It's annoying to see some people falling for Lizzo's bullshit. It's obvious that she's just a prop to convince stupid women to be fat and single. The other HAES influencers are getting old, Lizzo is their new sacrificial cow. I can't help but notice most of the new influencers are POC, too. Usually black or Hispanic. And it's working, apparently. "Washing your hair of men," has become a thing thanks to Lizzo. It's like the media is trying to fix the uneven birth rates. Which makes the brainwashed PC people who freak out over both racism and fat acceptance even more ridiculous.
[–] Thatsahugebitch 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
You just it was chugging that pasta sauce down like it was a milkshake, straight from the jar
[–] Lexi75 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Eh. He’s the one who pursued her and bangs her.
[–] CherryLime 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Must be a large (tee hee) boundary. We all know they can’t fit in smaller ones.