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[–] Hotspur82 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Well, pigs do have a natural inclination to wallow in the mud.

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[–] Meph 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ah, that was Warrior Dash at Windham, New York. I was there yesterday. Good hill training for Killington coming up in a couple months.

For those that aren't into the OCR (Obstacle Course Racing) scene Warrior Dash is more of a beginners course, only a 5K in length and the obstacles are not exactly challenging though they are fun. Usually on flat or rolling hills terrain. This one however happened to be at the Windham Ski Resort, so there was no flat land to be had. It was all up and down the mountainside in 80° sunshine. Some of these people probably didn't know what they were getting in for with regards to the venue.

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[–] Shitlord_Sherrif 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"DANGER: OBSTACLE AHEAD" Silly sign, the obstacle is right in front of you.

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[–] Jimmy_Two_Fingers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Shit, the sign is an obstacle.

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[–] notyourgoodfatty-com [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'll add more as I review the video and keep spotting them, so many sad defeated hammies, butter huffers and obeasts being broken on the mountain. I thought seeing a bunch of lardtards at one of my favorite summer activities would ruin it, but seeing these "Fathletes" wallow in defeat made my run all the better!

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[–] frostbitex5 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You would think pigs are used to rolling around in the mud, though.

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[–] iycm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I especially like how theyre all clean

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[–] Namaha 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ugh I did the Warrior Dash in Maryland earlier this Summer with a group of friends/coworkers. We all tried to stay together for the most part, but had a ham in the group really holding us back. After the second obstacle they gave up on any sort of movement faster than a "slow walk," so I just said fuck it and ran on ahead. My shitlord buddy caught up to me and we ended up finishing the event in an actually reasonable amount of time for a 5k mud run. Ended up waiting nearly an hour for the ham to finish afterwards...

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[–] l23r 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It takes dedication to go so slow that it takes that long to walk 5k

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[–] CaffeineNicotineZZZZ 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Went to my first non-military "fun" run yesterday where most people were walking instead of running the 5k which resulted in bottlenecking. Hard to get a rhythm with starting and stopping, I was pissed since I'm not that great of a runner anyway. Why do they go? They are super inconsiderate and never move off to the side- stay on the right, people on the left are ACTUALLY TRYING TO MOVE. WTF. Warrior dashes seem even more to defeating to butter huffers, why pay money to sit at an obstacle and then walk to the next one? I don't get it.

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[–] GoatAmated 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They do it specifically so they can take selfies and brag about their hardcore run. I can't stand these fucks, they think they are in shape and shit, man fuck that, let's go hit heart attack hill at FT Benning... Or even just two miles at 9 minutes. Guaranteed all these fatty Mud Warrior cock slackers would be barfing or or dying

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[–] CaffeineNicotineZZZZ ago 

Damn, you're fast! I'm not a land whale, but I would be choking in your dust. (I would at least move to the right for you!)

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