Posted by: spaceman84
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Archived on: 12/22/2019 10:00:00 AM
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 68 points 68 points (+68|-0) ago
[–] rompele 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
The only acceptable response.
[–] Bastionof_freespeech 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There is a section that says to touch its fupa. These disgusting blobs must've eaten themselves retarded if they think guys that aren't deranged pathetic losers with serious mental problems would ever want to have sex with them
[–] spaceman84 [S] 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
Wew lad this is comedy gold.
[–] ilikefish 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
You can never please a fat. If someone is so blind to weight that they didn't think about how fat and disgusting you are, you should have been happy. But no, it's always about attention, especially for women. It's like a black woman saying to a white man "how long have you fancied women of color?", and the white guy saying "I never noticed" and the black woman getting upset he didn't separate her by race. You know this has happened somewhere.
[–] BurnWithFire ago
It's litterally not possible to notice the color of someone's skin unless they are visually impaired. That what eyes do, bruh, they see shit.
[–] Tsilent_Tsunami ago
Brittany Venti
[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That was one disgusting read, blergh...
[–] ChaosCrusader ago
I can’t imagine the stench.
[–] 20680934? ago
isnt latter only used when there is two choices not more than that?
[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes, I'm thinking when it's used with more than two items, it doesn't specifically refer to the very last item in the list.
https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/19407/can-latter-be-used-to-refer-to-the-last-of-a-list-of-names-that-is-more-than-2
There's a yes and a no answer, and the no sounds more convincing.
[–] el_llama 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
This article is a lie, it says nothing about using the broomstick.
[–] 2fatties1broom 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
You called?
[–] BroomstickLandWhales 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My username is relevant
[–] Rialed 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
How to get it up would be the place to start talking about fucking a fat girl, followed by what to do about the disgust and self loathing about your own desperation.
[–] BurnWithFire 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Take 1 bottle of viagra. Then take one bottle of ciallis. Then look at pics of pretty women through the entire digusting ordeal.
[–] StatusQuip 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Need a follow up on how to remove the smell too.
[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
It sure has quite a lot of rules for being the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel.
You give up part of your humanity when you become obese, therefore sex with a fat counts as bestiality.
[–] registrationop 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Grab my belly like it is a third titt"
No
[–] offender 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's the udder
[–] Anon331717 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
WTF?
[–] spaceman84 [S] 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
The honking will continue until morale improves.
[–] Anon331717 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I think it will continue until the giant asteroid gets here and does its job.
[–] TheStapler 5 points 6 points 11 points (+11|-5) ago (edited ago)
Vice is owned by a certain lowest-common-denominator entertainment (Jewish) mega-producer you may have heard of, the Walt Disney Company. No reason to expect anything remotely factual from this outlet.
[–] offender 3 points -2 points 1 point (+1|-3) ago
Not to mention the writer's nose...