Archived Reddit fatty blames his need for quintuple bypass on "hereditary conditions". (i.imgur.com)
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Archived on: 12/18/2019 10:00:00 AM
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Archived Reddit fatty blames his need for quintuple bypass on "hereditary conditions". (i.imgur.com)
submitted ago by ChicagoSunroof
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[–] JustAnObserver 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
If you go to his reddit profile you can see his food pics. It's full of late night genetic condishuns with heavy cream and extra sugar.
[–] Flammenwerfer 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Hereditary conditions is the new "socioeconomic factors"
[–] sad_diner 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Ah yes. The hereditary ham, waffles and whipped cream. Damn you ancestors.
[–] Ebonyshitlady ago
Hereditary ham. Lol good stuff.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
So what you're saying is your parents still buy and cook your food? One of the leading causes of death in medical accidents so there is good hope yet.
[–] nobslob 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Maybe he's blaming his genes for his bad decisions? Could be right, is poor impulse control genetic?
[–] ilikefish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Only for animals. Show an animal something it's become addicted to, like sugar or crack, and it won't hesitate to eat it even if it's already fat/sick. And if you notice fatties do the exact same thing. I say fats are simply animals that learned to talk.
[–] drakesdoom2 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I didn't know they even went that high.
[–] stickyfingers1488 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
These are the types of patients who come to the catheterizarion lab to get their arteries checked because they complain of chest pain or shortness of breath or failed a stress test. Many will say they don’t understand why they will get these symptoms when in reality they weigh well over the normal weight, smoke, eat crap, etc. Sure, maybe for some there is a chance it could be “hereditary” because there are fit/healthy people like athletes who come in and have diseased arteries. But the majority really needs to just get off their asses and change their lifestyle. So many patients have no self awareness it’s mind boggling.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How did this shit get upvoted. I though /r/pics was all about interesting photos, they usually hate boring pictures posted for the sake of a sob story.
Oh well, who cares, hope he died.