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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Okay, you can reach, but there is also the depth issue. On a normal person, the butt cheeks aren't so deep that you need to bury half your arm in them to reach your butthole. The toilet paper is good to protect a normal person's fingers from poop because their butt is only fingers deep, but you need protection for that half an arm. You would need to wrap your arm like a mummy, or use some kind of Hazmat suit, before you could approach adequate protection.

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[–] Runway22L 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

You now own the internet! That's hands down the funniest comment I've ever read! Sheeeeiiit.

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[–] mmmmdonuts [S] 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

ew

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[–] Runway22L 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I've never known of anyone who needed to grab the other cheek just to get enough leverage to wipe their arse.