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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
She is not a hobbit! She is sexy, and womanly, she smokes a pipe and she can blow those big rings everywhere...Hold on.
Okay, that is NOT a hobbit pipe, for your information, it is a personal oral humidifier, to keep all the wrinkles around her mouth from showing. So ha ha, all you haters, HA!
(Bitch, why you ain't a hobbit again?)
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I imagine that the weight of all the lard slowly crushes them. Like slowly stepping on a can.
[–] deathsquad 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Hobbits never wore shoes and they never got that fat despite being much shorter, probably due to their naturalistic lifestyle and avoidance of modernity (Hobbits were a projection of Tolkien's own contempt for industrialisation).
[–] AngryAlmond 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So sick of short fatties. I swear, whenever I go out, I'm one of the few 4'10-4'11 females who isn't a total blimpoid.
If you're short, you should focus even harder on staying slim, because guess what? When you are less than an inch away from being legally considered a dwarf, being a barge is going to bring out your odd proportions (short limbs, etc..) from the unusual shortness, and multiply them by ten. It is the difference between looking like a tiny packet of leaness, or bearing a striking resemblance to a circus freak.
[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's the weird angles at which they photograph themselves to try and look thinner, it messes with the proportions
[–] Hamhater1991 ago
Burger borgs look even more ridiculous in heels
[–] Mass_Eject ago
All I can think of is the oompa loompa song for Augustus Gloop.
[–] FattestConsequence ago
A fat shelf on its SHIN. Just... goddamn.