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[–] HeyFattyBoomBoom 1 point 16 points 17 points (+17|-1) ago
Ha! There was a massive one that worked with me that had a kid a few months before I had mine. She used to waddle around holding her gut trying to mimic the way women cradle their bump, but she looked no different to usual at all! I loved showing her up by zipping around the place, full of energy with my actual bump all out in front. She tried to talk to me about pregnant stuff; so tired, so hungry, sent my husband out for McDonalds at midnight teehee, etc. Could not relate at all and I told her so.
[–] HateCumbuckets [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
An old neighbour, 10 yrs on still blaming baby weight. Had it's fupa surgically removed eventually.
[–] SirNiggsalot 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Performed by a Fupa removal specialist.
[–] Runway22L 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's hilarious, are they just so fast that a seven or eight pound baby doesn't even make a dent?
[–] mmmmdonuts ago
Yes. You couldn't even tell when my landwhale sister was pregnant when she was NINE months along.
[–] TradRight14 ago
Lol because of their gestational diabetes, it’s a 10lb baby, and an extra 10lbs of placenta and amneotic fluid.
[–] Halalpork 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha that must've took a shot at it's poor lil self esteem.