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[–] Ripley_Riae 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I watched Naked and afraid when there was an episode with a chubby feminist on it. It was fucking hilarious, she spent the entire time complaining.

She would complain about the bed during the night and about how it was crap and the guy she was paired with couldn't get to sleep from the constant complaining.

That was until he got removed from the show because of severe stomach problems (think it was like an appendicitis or something) and then she realized without the man she was fucked... A day or so later she found a dead parrots head just laying on the ground and ended up eating it and nearly dying (A bird of prey had killed and eaten that parrot and the head was just laying on the floor)

Talk about ironic

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

What the fuck kind of person eats a decaying parrot head?

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[–] Boltbeam 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A desperate one, realized by having absolutely no valuable skills that can be used to maintain survival.

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[–] GhostPoop [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Aww I don't remember that one! Now I have to go rewatch.

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[–] Ripley_Riae 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

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[–] MathunBeag 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Next year we are supposed to see a HAES advocate participating in an IronMan so that is pretty close.

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[–] GhostPoop [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I bet anything they have some sort of "cundishun" right before it so they can't compete.

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[–] MathunBeag 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

We had an unofficial pool going at one point. Knee problems were a popular vote and participating but not finishing on time was another likely one. She would still call herself an ironman even if she failed to finish.

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[–] UsedCoffinEmporium 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I can see it now, "HAES advocate inspires others, completes Iron Man in 3 days, 8 hrs."

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[–] Nyx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A fatty would never go on that show. Not because they're unskilled or because they're afraid of the elements, but because they would actually drop a lot of weight... and then they won't be able to use "Muh genetics, muh condishuns!" as an excuse any longer. The jig will be up and they'll have to face the fact that they are just lazy, stupid, entitled heaps of garbage and losing weight really is as easy as limiting your food intake and increasing physical activity.

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[–] Iforgotmy_other_acct 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's not quite what you are hoping for, but it's a start

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[–] GhostPoop [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh that's funny!

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[–] naafi 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I go hunting a lot. Like hiking through dense bush, killing something then carrying it out. One time one of my hunting buddies invited his fat friend. The fat guy stayed in his truck all day and slept while the rest of us were in the bush. When we got back there were deer tracks all around the truck and mud rubbed on the side of it. A deer had come up and rubbed against the truck and the fatty slept through it. He had a rifle and everything so if he could just stay awake he would have had a sure thing.

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[–] the_subhorizon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've actually watched an episode where a fat guy won and a thin woman passed out and was rushed to the hospital because she was dehydrated. They were in a desert. The big guy just sat around eating cactus and keeping his energy while the thin woman refused to make a shade shelter and laid in the sun.

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[–] GhostPoop [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I remember that one! God I hated her so much.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Condishuns and Starvashun Mode: Survival Edition"