Archived Why is it always hams who need to call themselves 'princess'? (slimgur.com)
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Archived Why is it always hams who need to call themselves 'princess'? (slimgur.com)
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[–] PuppyChunks 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
They call themselves princess because they live in a fucking delusional mental fairytale. Just look at the whole HAES bowel movement "I deserve a handsome, fit, man even though I'm a slobbering half-harpooned land whale with zero self control OR motivation. I'm a fucking princess with mountains of cottage cheese for 'curves' and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to check their privilege #HarpoonsHurt #TwentyThousandCaloriesADay #WalkingCausesKneeDamage #ScooterUrryWhere"
[–] JStalin 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
...and because nobody else is ever going to call them princess.
[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I donno... she kinda looks like Princess Theradas
[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is the real answer