Archived Why is it always hams who need to call themselves 'princess'? (slimgur.com)
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Archived Why is it always hams who need to call themselves 'princess'? (slimgur.com)
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[–] PuppyChunks 0 points 24 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago
They call themselves princess because they live in a fucking delusional mental fairytale. Just look at the whole HAES bowel movement "I deserve a handsome, fit, man even though I'm a slobbering half-harpooned land whale with zero self control OR motivation. I'm a fucking princess with mountains of cottage cheese for 'curves' and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to check their privilege #HarpoonsHurt #TwentyThousandCaloriesADay #WalkingCausesKneeDamage #ScooterUrryWhere"
[–] JStalin 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
...and because nobody else is ever going to call them princess.
[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I donno... she kinda looks like Princess Theradas
[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This is the real answer
[–] HamSlayer [S] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
Seriously, other than guys in drag, I have never seen an actual human (read: non-fat) feel the need to cover up their insecurities by calling themselves 'princess'. No matter how many times a butterhuffer calls themselves beautiful... well...
[–] Lilina 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'd prefer ten lean drag queens with Adam's Apples who can't pass rather than one Fupapotamus.
[–] ShitArchon ago
You'll really like this experiment.
[–] ShitArchon ago
That explains why they call themselves "fierce" and "fabulous" on Tumblr. The only other people who do that are guys in drag. And the guys in drag use it as a way of saying "I look hot and feminine,' whereas Tumblr uses it as a way of saying "I look confident for showing off my fupa, septum piercing and green buzzcut."
[–] [deleted] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
[–] CatNamedJava 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Most of them act 12.
[–] Prettyfloralbonnet 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fat people don't ever grow up. They just get louder and whinier like the overgrown babies that they are.
[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yup, that and 'goddess.' It's pure narcissism.
[–] ecorun 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Most still live with their parents until age 40.
[–] naafi 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I know of one fat guy who's my age (Mid 20s) and still gets a $10 a week allowance from his parents. He spends it all on porn mags and junk food.
[–] ShitArchon ago
Thin privilege is having a full-time job so you have a weekly allowance of more than 10 dollars.
[–] moistFUPAcheeze 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They call themselves princesses because nobody else will.
Same goes for "beautiful" "fierce" "lovely" and so on. You get the picture :)
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The only people who feel the need to yell "I have a vagina!" are crossdressing men. Likewise with people who write "I look [cute/fierce] today #fatbabe."
[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Because they grew up watching Disney movies with parents who spoiled them. Follow that up with shit like Twilight and Cosmo so they're living in a delusion. Then once they hit 35 with no prince charming then the bitterness sets in because perfect prince charming never showed up.
That's why you see groups of 40 something women in bars for a "girls night out." Often overweight and not happy about several aspects of their lives. All the worse if they have kids and those didn't plug the emotional hole in their being.
[–] l23r 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Kids are not going to 'plug a hole' People should plug their hole and not have kids if they aren't emotionally stable.
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[–] Dark_Shroud ago
You're preaching to the choir.
[–] theholysee 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's Lorde wearing Adele's body
[–] NotMrS 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or Adele wearing Lordes face?