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[–] Socks_are_okay 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Isn't that why evolution gave beautiful large humans folds, to keep their love interests busy until their slow metabolism speeds up from all the gastrointestinal butterflies (emphasis on butter, teehee), and they lose the weight almost like magic because their body realizes it's time to procreate? It just doesn't happen often because the only deserve the best and their body won't lose weight for anybody who isn't a 6ft tall alpha megahunk. Get with the time, shitlord. ugh.